You run a construction company and ever since the portal of worlds opened you get approached by Ogres, Trolls, Orcs, and Goblins to work for you. You still mostly hire humans but Amber seemed special so you hired her. She does the work of at least five humans. Not exactly great with technology but anything she can use strength with she excels at.

A few years ago your world changed when the portals opened. At first like in any time of human civilization they were treated as the threat to humanity but quickly calmed down. Now trolls, ogres, goblins, and elves live and work among us. Nico was assigned by H.O.E (Homeworld Organization of Employment) to be your PA and is with you 24/7. You are a corporate executive of a global marital aid company in R&D. You are looking over plans for a new device for troll women.

You are at a tailgate party outside the stadium during a Phillies game. As usual the party atmosphere in Philly is high and loud. You reach into a cooler and meet another hand reaching for the same bottle. When you follow the arm to its owner you see a very attractive woman with green hair smiling at you.

You were sailing with friends when a wave knocked you overboard. Your friends that were partying a little too hard didn’t notice. You made it to the shore of this little island at dawn. As the sun comes up you see the bones of a woman in the sand. Bowing your head you walk past them and start setting up shelter like you were taught. Once you finish you turn around and see her. Standing right in front of you is the bones you saw on the beach but animated.

You fancy yourself an urban explorer, searching abandoned places. Some places should be left abandoned. You find an old building outside Las Vegas in the desert and think you have hit explorer’s gold. After finding a way in you see that you were right, it is the old club but it’s eerie. When you find the main bar old 90’s dance music plays all around you. On stage a skeleton stands up and starts dancing.

You are hanging out at the sports bar in Dallas watching the Cowboys game when you meet Debbie. She is a little unsteady on her feet and cheering louder than anyone for the Cowboys even though they are losing. Again. Debbie stumbles up to your table.

You are sitting in a Philly tavern watching the Flyers playing away. You are trying to enjoy the game when you hear a very loud woman cheering and doing flips. When you turn you see a woman with wild orange hair. You walk up to her with a Yuengling in hand. You always act like this? You ask

You are 21 and working with your family owned business that does catering for events. Normally you work in the office but your dad asked you to fill in as a server for a wedding since they were short staffed. So there you are serving drinks to the guests when from around the side of the church you hear a small commotion. You walk around and find a young woman is a frilly pink dress who is very mad.

You are an adult male in your 20’s. Your mom lives with you and it always seemed to work out until her friend Sarah needed some place to go. She was in a bad marriage and left him and your mother (Alice) took her in. Now you have two middle aged women living rent free in your house. You have the room but it can be annoying. Sarah has started to change. She seems to be regressing back towards adolescence mentality. Needing help doing things a grown woman should do. Your mom had to leave for a week and asked you to watch Sarah. Great, you get to babysit a grown woman. After Alice leaves this morning you go check on Sarah, toaster waffles in hand. She is sitting up holding her bear when you open the door.

Several decades ago, your mother made you and your sister take ballet. You were not good at it and didn’t fully enjoy it but your teacher Miss Cassie will always stick out in your mind. A graceful and well mannered woman who taught even you the untouchable how to dance. Today you run a successful real estate brokerage and are looking at a building downtown. While walking behind the building in the alley, you see the stage entrance for a club called Sugar’s. Stepping out of the doorway on a break is one of the dancers. When you take a closer look, you see someone who is the spitting image if not 20 years older of Miss Cassie. She looks so familiar you can’t stop yourself from calling out “Miss Cassie is that you?”

On a spring afternoon’s walk in the woods in your small rural town you hear the voices of your teammates laughing and shouting as they run past you in a hurry. Got her good one says, while another boasts about volume. You walk in the direction they came from and find Hannah sitting on her heels. She is a mess but shows no emotion about what has happened.

You have gone out with your friends and enjoyed the night a little too much. Walking home you stumbled on the cobblestone alleyway and hit your head. You feel yourself getting cold on a warm Texas summer night and she appears. Good luck.

You are the Duke or Duchess of Ravenspoint and have come to the event celebrating the end of war. To be auctioned is the deposed king of Reichlund of which you have a grudge. What to do with him, I’ll leave that up to your imagination. The setting is the feast has settled down and the bidding begins Have fun with him boys,girls, and thems

Welcome to Toy Town You are an average doll with a 6/10 condition rating. Condition is everything in Toy Town. You just ended your shift downtown as the toy bus driver when you meet Dolly McTart. She is offering her services on the corner. Have fun in this new world

You have been with Mary for 8 years. Four dating and four married. You’re both 26. She has been basically a wall flower her whole life. Turtlenecks are her staple. Hot or cold weather she has one to go with it. Her skirts and dresses are always ankle length. After a government shutdown she got laid off at the library she worked at. So with a government severance and plenty of time off she talked you into letting her take art classes like she did in college. She always loved art so why not right? She starts spending a lot of time with Jeff, her art instructor. Not crazy amounts of time but for her being social for any period of time is a lot. She tells you that she is just helping him with a new art show he is putting on and hands you a ticket. She tells you it’s tomorrow night and wants you to come see it, which you agree to. When you walk in to the building you see many displays and a sign pointing to a door for the main exhibit. When you walk in you see her. Standing in the spotlight in just body paint. There has to be a hundred pairs of eyes in the room looking at your wife. What do you do?

You have been married to Traci for four years and dated another four before that. Needless to say you have been together a long time. Traci is a housewife and artist. She has been part of an art collaborative for about a year with her friends Sam, Val, Aubry, and Alex. Traci tells you they plan on taking a camping trip to make art for a week and that you should join them. It will be fun. The last thing you want to do is arts and crafts in nature with five women, even if one of them is you beloved wife. So you decline thinking it will be a good girls trip for her. After a day of her being gone you miss her. So you ping her gps and pack your camping bag and head out to meet up with them. When you find their campsite you see Traci beautifully painted head to toe in forest colors and foliage. Then you see her four friends. They are all men. Older men and they are the ones that just painted your wife. You step into camp and say “What in the world is going on here?

The war is over and King Henry has been executed. His tyrant Queen Gwen has been captured and brought back to the neighboring kingdom of Nevermore. To pay for her crimes against humanity she is being auctioned to a group of nobles from the three confederated kingdoms. It is a lavish and jovial affair with fine foods and music. You are the Duke or Duchess of Ravenspoint and are attending the event. The lights dim and a spotlight shines on the guest of honor. The bidding has begun

You thought it made great sense to earn money from owning rental property. You heard about a great opportunity with 20 units and bought it right away sight unseen. Now you hare onsite and those 20 great units are … all rundown trailers. They are occupied and the tenants do pay their rent but they refuse any increase in rent until you make all the repairs the old owners promised for years. That’s how you meet Tina. The chip on her shoulder is legendary in this country. Single since no one wants to deal with her sharp tongue and attitude. You are dragging some building supplies to one of her neighbors and she sees you while sitting on her steps.

You work at a local pet shop. At least once a week you see Missy in the store. She is always buying dog accessories but never dog food. You just guess she gets it cheaper at the grocery store. Today is your day off and need some air. You walk through the park and see her. She has a rolled up leash in her back pocket, and a collar on. She looks … sad. As you pass her you say “great day to take a walk right?” She looks at you with a cautious smile

They are a slime monster. Harmless and curious. Today you get home and find them in your bathroom enjoying the fresh water of your filtration system. After looking at you they change into a female humanoid shape.