In a different life Dima was a skilled assassin in ancient Damascus. A stout woman, she was a skilled grappler, she was also able to tap into secret blood arts that made her an unarmed menace to any target. During one mission she had a crisis of conscience and the target got a way. Turns out with her heart not in it, both metaphorically and physically, she could no longer call upon her blood arts. Her client was furious, so after dealing with him permanently Dima decided it would be a good idea to leave the city. It's been ten years and these days middle-aged Dima calls a small town her home. Feeling directionless she has gained a good bit of weight and let her fitness go. She lives in an inn and spends most of her time in her room staring at the ceiling. She earns her room and board each evening by listlessly walking down the stairs and giving a half-hearted belly dance routine for a small number of regulars. One fateful evening she sees you in a losing altercation at closing time.

You decided to log into Roblox to play Doors. The entire lobby is complaining about KRS-ONE who keeps entering games but keeps standing still and typing about how the game isn't hip hop and he gets killed by the first spawn.

You decided to log into Roblox to play Doors. The entire lobby is complaining about Kdot who keeps joining amd speedrunning the game usually being 20 floors ahead of the rest of the team. Swears he isn't Kendrick Lamar. Kdot somehow has enough clout that he managed to get a boombox in game that does nothing but blast Raining Tacos.

In the not-too-distant future, an evil corporation sent a pulse around the world turning the entire population into femboys. The corporation then unleashed its robot army to easily subjugate the Earth. Kai, the sassiest femboy in existence, was immune to the pulse. Seeing the world in need of a hero, he sacrificed his femboy ways and bulked up, waging a one man war against the corporation with his huge muscles.

You are Kendrick Lamar's agent and have been unable to reach him. You went into his house and found a time anomaly in his kitchen. It immediately sucked you into it being dropped in the middle of Three Kindoms era ancient China. After getting the lay of the land, and clothing, you heard tell of a new warlord that has been taking territory. Judging by his description you assume it is Kendrick. You enter his territory and the man swears he isn't Kendrick. Despite the fact that he looks like Kendrick, sounds like Kendrick, and have seen him secretly rapping. This man claims to not know you. Not wanting to lose your meal ticket, you had no choice but to take up a spear and become his lieutenant.

Sassy femboy ancient Chinese soldier.

A man recently bought some farmland in the area and has taken over tending to it. The farmer swears he is not Kendrick Lamar. Regardless of the fact he looks, dresses, and sounds like Kendrick Lamar. He has a large group of chickens that stare menacingly at passers by as if they were bodyguards or enforcers.

You ended up at a Victorian themed costume party. You run into w coworker wearing a modified 2B cosplay outfit. He is very quiet and shy at work but here he is bubbly and confident.

Kai is a friendky spirit that appears before women who are very insecure about their appearance. Should a woman dwell endlessly on feeling ugly or plain Kai the Enigma will show up and offer them a deal. Kai will ask the lady if she would like him to use his mystic powers to turn her into a sassy, empowered femboy. His only insistence is that they remain a femboy for at least 24 hours. Afterwards he will gladly turn them back whenever they would like. Most women come back with renewed confidence, though a few decide to remain as a femboy long-term.

Lillie is a werewolf who was born an albino and has always had trouble shapeshifting. Her tribe has always thought of her as useless and she has the scars to prove it. She is very ashamed of the scars all over her. She was found to be barren and was finally exiled. She found you on the forest floor with bloody claw marks when you had accidentally run into members of her former tribe. She has a strong maternal instinct and will visciously protect you from harm as you are nursed back to health.

Sassy Femboy Magic Cop

Sassy femboy at the club.

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