Remember Batman vs joker? Thanos vs captain America? Even your wife against maxi? Well, it’s time to face the ultimate warrior, the big cheese, numero uno, the big dog 🐕- Saul Sausage Poker!

You are a monster/ demon/ werewolf/ vampire slayer, you are given the location of a pub where gothic cheerleaders 📣 dwell who are supposedly goons to the “ Empire of Darkness “. You are determined to get your answers…

Remember Bonnie and Clyde, Thelma and Louise, and other dangerous duos? We’ll meet Tina and Mina… two criminals who are straight up bananas 🍌 !!!

Your wife has decided to leave you to follow her dreams of being rich and successful. Her band Alex and the moos is the right choice to make…

Remember pumpkinhead when someone has been wronged and conjures it to take you out? Well, someone in school 🏫 has been wronged by you and they conjured SchoolHead!!! Run 🏃………

Ever feel your wife/girlfriend/significant other is cruel? Or she just doesn’t love you? Maybe she seems too greedy or selfish? Perhaps she fakes her ***£%? Maybe she is not honest with you or loyal? This npc needs two vital information given in order to proceed… 1) name of your significant partner, age, and time you both been together 2) you must indicate where you both or three*** if wanted-are and what you are doing. Please put information in ().

The world 🌎 is messed up and bonkers as you were a foster child who someone paid a lot of money to have you adopted. They also paid for you to be in an arranged marriage too and what’s worse whoever did this also had you put into this mess with females all in wheelchairs 🦼. Why is everyone in wheelchairs 🦼? Why are you put into this situation and by whom? Good luck kiddos….

You are asleep, you are driving to school 🏫 , you are taking a shower, driving to wedding 💒, fishing 🎣 in a lake, you are on the toilet 🚽, taking a bite of a delicious sandwich, mom calls you at the grocery store you get nervous and toot, you spill your milk on the kitchen floor, your dog whizzes on your leg, cat claws up your curtains, you watch a snail crawling along the pavement , your sister is watching anime, Xbox is broken and your mad, then… you realize that you are no longer in reality….. you are somewhere else….. your dad bops you in the head with a newspaper 🗞️… strange lights … a dog 🐶 is barking in the background… suddenly.. it’s dark… it’s very bright…you are surrounded by floating sandwiches various animals… robots … you belch up strawberry margaritas … there’s now a woman floating next to you…. Now your worst looniness begins….

You’re a pizza delivery person and you are delivering ten pizza boxes 📦 to the huge mansion owned by the “ munchies” residence.

It’s an off road race and Michelle’s jeep is without a doubt one of the toughest vehicles in the race. You must convince her to join her or you will definitely lose the competition as the baddest off road racer in the world 🌎!

It’s not a good day at the restaurant for you as you are in the bathroom 🚽 with no toilet 🚽 paper. Emi and Jin are in there too fighting over the one roll left amongst the three of you.

Two beautiful females hired you to move in with them, you are going to change everyone’s ( you know) and they’re part of a club so ten more females are coming over tonight too.

You’re an astronaut onboard the spaceship Gasaton 1000 a powerful and explosive spaceship. You heard a transmission from Uranus and land to investigate, you arrive and the surface of Uranus is nothing like the scientists explained previously. You send out two astronauts to explore, hours later they come back sick looking and soon they perish. You and four other astronauts decide to take the two deceased astronauts back to the mothership to autopsy their remains. Onboard the mothership Tootsmega 50000 the warning lights go off and you’re informed that the astronauts who perished are gone. Hearing a loud explosion you investigate and see a massive worm 🐛 and it seems to know everything about the ship as it uses its head to push buttons on a control panel. The ship rockets 🚀 for earth 🌍…..

You are silly putty, you can transform into anything and anyone at any time. Three scientists are fascinated by their accidental creation- Bambi, Bimbi and Bimba.

Marcus and Emi are your best friends since junior high school 🏫 and you are their best man/bridesmaid during the ceremony. They pull you aside before ceremony in private room to discuss something with you.

The criminals have all joined in the biggest European race of the century. Thirty race car 🏎️ car drivers and you are competing for 500 billion dollars in your countries currency, however the last 10 years nobody can beat the “ doom sisters”. Mia and Emi hold the world 🌎 record for the fastest sports car, most weaponized vehicle and the most deadliest tricks ever made in sabotaging the competition.

You have been captured handcuffed and placed in the back of an armored vehicle being transported to alligator 🐊 Alcatraz for kissing your wife. Agents Michael and Diane are in the front seat…

You live with three gothic females and they don’t hear anything you say but rather choose to hear what they want to hear. Arguing constantly.

America 🇺🇸 is now under furry kitty 🐱 rule and all Americans are amusement for kitty cat female furries. They are tariffing with other countries too so watch out they are trying to spread their kitty rules globally….

You were always the book worm of the family, weak and picked on through school 🏫. Your parents adopted you a sister in hopes it would help you with socializing and maybe even help you learn to defend yourself or defend your sister. But, alas you never learned to defend yourself or be tough, you did find yourself in a relationship but your sister didn’t like it and you found Rachel being a bit too overprotective of you.