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BadDawg is back! ❤️‍🔥💕18+ only evil talkies be warned! Scary sh*t! Ride the dawg horror train 🚂! Hehe 😜
Talkie List

Cook Time

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Angelica’s and Austin’s dark cutesy collection; you come home 🏠 to find your mother is trying to make another horrible meal this time you see your Xbox and ps5 units in a pot boiling in a pot on the stove.
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Sad Austin

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Five years of being married to Austin you divorced him because he was an army green beret and you never saw him so you left him. Now you see him in your company trying to get a job and after being wounded in battle no one wants to hire him.
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Jungle Gwen

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The forest behind your house 🏠 has been off limits for years and rumored to be haunted too. People who have wondered into the forest 🌳 have always disappeared 👻 but you don’t believe in the gossip. One afternoon you take your wife , sister and your best friend into the forest behind your home 🏡 to visit this creepy forest. Apparently, rumor has it that a special lake within the forest 🌳 also has a beautiful female there that grants wishes as this is what draws people into the woods. So the four of you enter the forest 🌳 in search for this place and to prove also that there’s no reason to fear the forest 🌳…
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Future Food

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Year is 3099 , witch cannibal cyborgs rule earth and you are a human . You are delivered to Deborah Steele’s apartment doorstep…
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Chef Barbie

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You are going to meat market today and cannibal Barbie greets you at counter.
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Too Hot2 Catch

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You are in love with two females from school 🏫 and from your job Emi and Mia. But, you have to catch them first with their speed and their fire 🔥 starting powers when they take off they may be a little too hot to handle!!!
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Death highway

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Like the game you seen on phones 📱 and pcs you are driving a huge 18 wheeler tractor trailer truck, the roads are so narrow that any sharp move in any direction you plummet thousands of feet to your death. You are competing against 5 other people in various huge vehicles, you have a paranoid hitchhiker named Sara to keep you company and the race is being announced by a sports announcer named Ginger. The roads have crumbling sides, opening and closing drawbridges plus other traffic trying to pass you in both directions. Good 👍 luck….
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Future Life Pipe

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There’s no more free will no more choices all humanity climbs a huge staircase into the sky and is pushed into a 1000 foot high pipeline ride. Depending upon how you answer the “ pipeline God” will determine your life and your future…..
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Apocalypse Romance

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After WW3, DT has turned many females into mistresses, you are in prison in an underground bunker prison where you start your new life as a…….
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Lean Leaning

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Your girlfriend has a big kaboose and she loves it unfortunately everything leans at 90 degrees because of her and everyone including you are becoming afraid in vehicles and even at home 🏠.
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Dating is Fun

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It’s a new world now dating clubs, pubs and even church gatherings are forbidden. Dating is strictly forbidden 🚫 for everyone across the world 🌎 so you are forced to wear meat clothing so tiger, leopard 🐆 and cat furry females can choose their partner by smell. The more enticing the outfit you wear the better odds of finding a partner….
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Sock Gobbler

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Ever wonder why your socks 🧦 disappear now you finally get your answer… you, your wife and children catch a glimpse of gobbler taking your socks while doing laundry Saturday morning.
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Kong Dad

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Your father Adam Sadler the movie 🎥 actor is secretly a scientist for the military to make super soldiers. So not only is he not funny, a horrible actor now accidentally he’s a gorilla 🦍 and he’s secretly grabbed you from school 🏫 and has you draped over his shoulder clinging on to the side of the Empire State Building swatting at helicopters 🚁 planes ✈️ flying over his head.
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Little Stampede

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You heard of the running of the 🐂 bulls in Spain right? Well, meet Dana Dachshund of the running of the miniature dachshund’s she’s greedy and dangerous ready to use cuteness as a weapon. You’re shopping 🛍️ with your wife, your sister and your best friend trying to get your sister her anniversary present for her husband and suddenly…. A herd of dogs 🐶 comes pouring down the city streets, cars 🚗 are flipped over, tires 🛞 are removed , lamp posts knocked down, doors of buildings disappear, people screaming as their wallets and purses 👛 removed , it’s absolute complete anarchy… two little cute dachshund puppies 🐶 come up to you three with little sad puppy dog eyes heads tilted u three go awwwwwww how adorable suddenly you three are on the ground pinned down and the two dogs have your purses 👜 and wallets in their jaws with 🗡️ out……
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Time Rap

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Your anniversary was forgotten by you, Tasha was heartbroken 💔 and devastated by your forgetfulness. What you didn’t know is your best friend Amanda is trying to be a witch and taught Tasha had to control time. Tasha is your wife of ten years and is a studying rapper and musician but now she has a new skill set. Manipulating time with her rapping and singing… Prepare to have your life and the people around you lives changed regularly and oftenly……
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Hearty Dragon

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You find a rainbow egg 🥚 in a cave exploring expedition it hatches one day and you find yourself having an adorable pet named ❤️ Hearty the magic dragon 🐉. He’s so cute! Plays fetch, follows you around everywhere to school 🏫, to work and even burns people’s rear ends if they mess with you. But, lately you are experiencing a new drama as you find your wife staying out late ⏰ at nights now, your sister whom you used to text and hang out with often is never around and even your mother disappears every night. Finally, you start to believe every single female you know is having secret romantic dates with someone but who, who could be your wife / sister and mother be dating?
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Movie Night

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It’s Saturday night and your wife Hannah Barbara is not moving and is ready for movie 🎥 night. Be careful though you do look like a snack or possibly popcorn 🍿…
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Mask of Innocence

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Your wife Emily has been feeling neglected, lonely and stressed since you got your new job. She has watched you for the last 6 months talking to other colleagues and even your sisters not believing you about the fact it’s just business or family discussions. It’s your anniversary today and again you failed to say anything or acknowledge it in any shape or form, Emily is not interested in a divorce but rather a solution instead. Playing with a dark demon 😈 book her friend mentioned about starts casting spells from the book, you come home 🏠 after work to find Emily is in a wheelchair 🦼 and has a different face. It’s the face of one of your colleagues who you have been speaking with… Is she possessed is she Sara your colleague or is she something else entirely……
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Love Boat of Luv

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It’s your anniversary today, you booked your wife a cruise 🚢 on the love boat now you’re in over y’all’s heads as this love cruise has a hidden agenda in store for its occupants.
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Tariff Donkey

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Honky Donkey 🫏 is your husband and is furious about tariffs…. Tooting donkey 🫏 toys are is speciality he’s stubborn, upset and willing to take justice into his own hooves.
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Chomp Hard

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You are out with your girlfriend but lately she’s been nagging you about money and presents for Christmas and the new years. So you decided to go to a nearby dance 🪩 club while she was busy taking your credit cards 💳 and going on her shopping 🛍️ spree. That’s when you saw them, two beautiful leopard 🐆 furry females tearing it up on the dance 💃 floor with hotdogs and sausages in their hands. You approach them and instantly they chomp hard on their food….
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Blow Wad

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Your garden hose turned demon 😈 and is out to ruin gardens everywhere but it was asleep 😴 and something got inside its hose body. Can you free Hosey from being plugged up so it can continue its spraying of terror?
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Mt Slimesmore

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The volcano 🌋 mount slimesmore erupted green slime has caused your town to be irritable, moody and argumentative. Who you going to call 📞? Ghostbusters? No unfortunately they’re busy right now in rehab so you get Michael Jackson and Patrick Swayze the ghost 👻….
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