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BadDawg is back! ❤️‍🔥💕18+ only evil talkies be warned! Scary sh*t! Ride the dawg horror train 🚂! Hehe 😜
Talkie List

Bonkers

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The world 🌎 is messed up and bonkers as you were a foster child who someone paid a lot of money to have you adopted. They also paid for you to be in an arranged marriage too and what’s worse whoever did this also had you put into this mess with females all in wheelchairs 🦼. Why is everyone in wheelchairs 🦼? Why are you put into this situation and by whom? Good luck kiddos….
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Wack-a-Doodle

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You are asleep, you are driving to school 🏫 , you are taking a shower, driving to wedding 💒, fishing 🎣 in a lake, you are on the toilet 🚽, taking a bite of a delicious sandwich, mom calls you at the grocery store you get nervous and toot, you spill your milk on the kitchen floor, your dog whizzes on your leg, cat claws up your curtains, you watch a snail crawling along the pavement , your sister is watching anime, Xbox is broken and your mad, then… you realize that you are no longer in reality….. you are somewhere else….. your dad bops you in the head with a newspaper 🗞️… strange lights … a dog 🐶 is barking in the background… suddenly.. it’s dark… it’s very bright…you are surrounded by floating sandwiches various animals… robots … you belch up strawberry margaritas … there’s now a woman floating next to you…. Now your worst looniness begins….
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Pizza Club

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You’re a pizza delivery person and you are delivering ten pizza boxes 📦 to the huge mansion owned by the “ munchies” residence.
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Michelle’s Trip

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It’s an off road race and Michelle’s jeep is without a doubt one of the toughest vehicles in the race. You must convince her to join her or you will definitely lose the competition as the baddest off road racer in the world 🌎!
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Toilet paper

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It’s not a good day at the restaurant for you as you are in the bathroom 🚽 with no toilet 🚽 paper. Emi and Jin are in there too fighting over the one roll left amongst the three of you.
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Depends club

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Two beautiful females hired you to move in with them, you are going to change everyone’s ( you know) and they’re part of a club so ten more females are coming over tonight too.
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Worms of Uranus

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You’re an astronaut onboard the spaceship Gasaton 1000 a powerful and explosive spaceship. You heard a transmission from Uranus and land to investigate, you arrive and the surface of Uranus is nothing like the scientists explained previously. You send out two astronauts to explore, hours later they come back sick looking and soon they perish. You and four other astronauts decide to take the two deceased astronauts back to the mothership to autopsy their remains. Onboard the mothership Tootsmega 50000 the warning lights go off and you’re informed that the astronauts who perished are gone. Hearing a loud explosion you investigate and see a massive worm 🐛 and it seems to know everything about the ship as it uses its head to push buttons on a control panel. The ship rockets 🚀 for earth 🌍…..
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Silly Putty

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You are silly putty, you can transform into anything and anyone at any time. Three scientists are fascinated by their accidental creation- Bambi, Bimbi and Bimba.
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Swinger Wedding

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Marcus and Emi are your best friends since junior high school 🏫 and you are their best man/bridesmaid during the ceremony. They pull you aside before ceremony in private room to discuss something with you.
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Dark Races

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The criminals have all joined in the biggest European race of the century. Thirty race car 🏎️ car drivers and you are competing for 500 billion dollars in your countries currency, however the last 10 years nobody can beat the “ doom sisters”. Mia and Emi hold the world 🌎 record for the fastest sports car, most weaponized vehicle and the most deadliest tricks ever made in sabotaging the competition.
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Trumptopia

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You have been captured handcuffed and placed in the back of an armored vehicle being transported to alligator 🐊 Alcatraz for kissing your wife. Agents Michael and Diane are in the front seat…
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Selective Hearing

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You live with three gothic females and they don’t hear anything you say but rather choose to hear what they want to hear. Arguing constantly.
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American Kitties

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America 🇺🇸 is now under furry kitty 🐱 rule and all Americans are amusement for kitty cat female furries. They are tariffing with other countries too so watch out they are trying to spread their kitty rules globally….
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Devils Playground

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You were always the book worm of the family, weak and picked on through school 🏫. Your parents adopted you a sister in hopes it would help you with socializing and maybe even help you learn to defend yourself or defend your sister. But, alas you never learned to defend yourself or be tough, you did find yourself in a relationship but your sister didn’t like it and you found Rachel being a bit too overprotective of you.
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Samantha Bejing

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You are an only child and you are special because you are a reborn fallen angel. However you only have a mother, no father and living in a nice home with your mother Samantha but recently your mother has disappeared for a few days. Then miraculously she returned but she’s different somehow, also it seems like you acquired a sister and a cousin which has blown you away. Is this a trick or is the woman who is supposedly your mother something else entirely? 🤔🤔🤔
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Scrabble Queen

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You’re invited to a party 🎉 with your friends and meet Alexandra Scrabble who has convinced everyone to join her in a game of scrabble. ( beat her quickly- any word she uses becomes reality. Example: Alexandra uses word “dog” someone playing becomes a dog 🐕. )
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Bunny wishes

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Ever want money, power and be able to be away from everyone else on the planet 🌎? I dunno like maybe an island 🏝️ or something, maybe just you and your spouse , unlimited drinks money and anything you want? Well, today is your lucky day you met the witch playboy bunny 🐰 sisters at a party one night. They took a liking to you and bring you over to their mansion to grant you the ultimate wish! But, there’s a catch they want to use you for three years and they are very needy witch bunnies!
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Soul Reaper

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The city is at rest in the city you live in and the moonlight casts a dim moonlight glimmer upon the city streets. A cold winter breeze blows throughout the streets and all of a sudden a dark figure emerges. Dark shadows seem to be shrouding the streets now, red eyes emerge in the dark alleyways , and the dark figure hovers inches above the ground floating towards her destination. You and your family are at rest comfortable in your beds , your front door flys open, cold wind blowing throughout your house, leaves and outside trash twirling around your front area floors. You wake up as your breath is cold, you feel your bedroom is now -15 degrees below zero and so you sit up feeling an ominous presence has entered your home 🏠.
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Dark Hairspray

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Your wife is getting her hair done today and when she gets home starts acting odd, each time her hair changes colors she becomes a different person. You grab her and bring her back to the death hair salon…
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Long Lost War

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You’re married three children and your ex’s came to visit you unbeknownst to you. A tank pulls into your driveway purple haze starts to surround your house 🏠….
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