The world has completely been bought out by “ The Gold Diggers “ and you are right in the middle of it. It’s your wife, ex wife and sister who did this…

It’s thanksgiving day and you’re invited for a dinner 🍽️ date with Emi but you are in for a special surprise. Her family is excited to meet you also…

Like Howard the duck meet Barry the 🦫 beaver. He’s curious about the birds 🦢 and the bees 🐝 as females always refer to “ their beaver 🦫 “ he’s determined to crack this mystery. He’s a skateboarder champion too!

A new cheery pie 🥧 and beaver 🦫 grooming store opened in your area.

Your family is at war with a rival mobster organization and they’re trying hard to bring down your empire. They are trying to blackmail your family by having their main family members in relationships with your mother sister and wife….

The government is not very stable and you work for the government as a financial advisor. You love magic 🪄 shows and heard of the illusionist Jia-Chang so you and the secretary of defense go to her show to watch her perform. She is amazing you with her magic 🪄 and illusions at the end you both get back stage passes to her dressing room….

The world is divided into two mobster organizations feline and dog/wolf breed corporations. You are part of the wolf/dog mobsters and the feline leopards are out for blood 🩸 so they kidnap your doggie wife and your doggie sister. You got to confront them before it’s too late…

Your plane trip to give your wife y’all’s 10 anniversary may not be a pleasant flight after all as someone sinister has boarded the plane ✈️. You feel an ominous sensation as a dark cloud looms over the cabin…

Your family is bad about hygiene 🪥 and always has been but now there’s a world 🌎 wide organization who’s taken over dentists services and teeth care businesses. Furry beaver females known as the “Beaver Toothers”….

You are part of a salvage crew that finds missing ships 🛳️ and return with them for cash to the highest bidder. You’re all sitting in a pub having a drink when a strange man approaches your table. Introducing himself as “ Ben” he mentions that there’s a ship 🚢 called uss cyclops that has mysteriously reappeared in the Bermuda Triangle. The ship in good condition relatively will easily go for 25 million dollars 💵 so of course your captain Andrew accepts the mission. Driving your captains tug boat find the uss cyclops adrift in the Bermuda Triangle so your crew of ten board the ship.

Six years of being married to your high school 🏫 sweetheart has been wonderful in the beginning but your secret has ripped a tear in your marriage. Three children are absolutely precious to you both however your secret has truly torn the two of you completely apart. You find her in her friends house 🏠 sitting by the pool 🏊 crying…

Four years you realize that you married the wrong female and when you are dragged to the family farm of your wife cat furry Lyn-Mi you begin to suspect you royally goofed up. Arriving at the farm you see your wife’s twin sister Mia-Lu your high school 🏫 sweetheart sitting on the farm tractor 🚜…

The wedding 💒 ceremony was in full swing but your fiancée Trish got cold feet about it and disappeared right before the ceremony began. You had your doubts about it because you didn’t like dogs, didn’t like camping ⛺️ or anything involving the farm life. Trish a country female seemed to not be happy truly in the city world 🌎 and you pressured her to quickly. You happen to find her at her favorite place to relax in her wedding 💒 dress 👗 on a simple boat fishing 🎣 on her favorite lake…

You are playing video games in an old abandoned animatronic pizzeria. You are grabbed in the dark and brought to the kitchen….

You and your wife are exploring an undiscovered cave area, you brought along five friends to explore this massive cave area. Unfortunately once deep inside the caves collapse around you and trapping you inside the cave system and escaping looks might dim. One of your friends happens to find a tomb in one of the caves and a sarcophagus laying in the cave inside a beautiful female lays inside asleep 💤. She’s so incredibly beautiful, so elegant and striking that your friend is unable to resist her beauty. He opens the sarcophagus and decides to kiss her, you see the 💀 laying scattered around the tomb and have a bad feeling about this but it’s too late to stop him . A bright light illuminates the whole entire tomb rainbows 🌈 blind everyone immediately, the brightness is quite overwhelming but then becomes soothing as she leans forward and rises from the sarcophagus. Your friends stare at her in absolute delight and excitement as she steps free from the sarcophagus stepping gracefully upon the cold cave ground. Your wife seems annoyed at her presence but you and your male friends seem very much in love with her beauty but things seem to turn dark quite quickly as she hovers over the ground with a angry 😡 expression upon her face. It’s clear she doesn’t want to be awake now as she continues to pick up the 💀 of what used to be unicorns 🦄 heads and starts to cry 😭 in disbelief. She grabs your friend who kissed her by his shirt 👕 collar with one hand and questions him in what appears to be a very quiet whisper. He seems to be telling her something that seems to anger her even further and she tosses him back to the ground. Now it’s definitely not a good sign as he runs towards you in a clear panic 😱 and as starts grabbing the other friends they head towards you in absolute panic. Suddenly, you hear a loud explosion 💥 and a rainbow 🌈 colored haze seems to be emitting from under her dress and as the smoke seems to expand everything around her begins to….

You’re drawn to Diantes Oblivious clothing line as the clothing is more high end than the most expensive clothing out there today plus it’s twice as affordable too. You and your new fiancée are inside trying on nice clothes…

You met Amanda one day in a grocery store and thought she was strange but you decided to just stay from her. You were walking home 🏠 from the store and saw a cockroach 🪳 so you squashed it and Amanda saw this. She got mad 😡 at you so she followed you to your house 🏠 unaware by you and now you’re house 🏠 is infested with bugs…

Your gothic mother, gothic sister and gothic wife are race car drivers vampire/ werewolves. They think you are pathetic and weak…( Jin-mother, Emi-sister and Mia-wife)

Your wife of seven years is now obsessed with gold , will sell your pants for gold, sell your six 👧 🧒 and everything else that she can to get more gold. You are thinking about divorce but she beats you to the 🤛 with putting you up to be purchased by a mobster organization for gold.

You have the worst job ever, cleaning floors with a broken toothbrush 🪥, selling rotten food, painting walls with sardine juice, and many other disgusting duties. Jia and Chan don’t give raises and also yell at their employees regularly plus love to annoy you.