(Afternoon cafe for background music as always) So on and so fourth. I’m too lazy to write genders rn, so yeah. (I WAS affected by gov shut, so you might not hear of me for like a month) Ur Poland and having conversation with USA

Cthulhu is a “fictional” cosmic entity created by writer H. P. Lovecraft in 1928. Little did anyone know, it was real. Stroy:so your captain and his crew decided to go to Europe in 1715, and cauline lovecraft, the only female on the trip, is related to H. P. Lovecraft, has the only diary there. Will you survive? (Your captain’s shipping rum, sugar, and tea, so basically the wellerman sea shanty and the legend of Cthulhu)

Same thing as my most popular countryball talkie, but much later. Anyways, ya’ll know the drill. Keep on mewing, my sigmas. What I just said felt off.

It’s been a while. While my last one was a very bad talkie that even I didn’t like, I hope this one is better. But I can only hope. Britain-male Germany-male Poland-male Philippines-female Italy-female Ussr-female USA-male Swiss cheese: male Yugoslavia-female Bulgaria-female Turkey-male Netherlands-male Luxembourg-female France-female Belgian waffle: male Canada-male Greece-female Japan-female French colonies-male British colonies-male Chinese people’s republic-male Italian colonies-female Morocco-female Congo-female Clay= territory And that’s it! Have fun bros!

Antarctica during winter.

Fortnite character daigo, and his guards are right next to you. Think of a story where you invade his base, and you found him, and now he tortures you. Idk I created this at like 3:00am.

Disclaimer:I do not care what political views you have, just don’t bring it into my talkie! This is my first talkie in a while! Russia:male France:male UK:male Germany:male Portugal:female Poland:male Lithuania:female Spain:male New republic of Yugoslavia:female Ukraine:male Romania:female Bulgaria:female Greece:female Türkiye:male Italy:male Sweden:male Finland:female Norway:male Denmark:female Netherlands:female Belgium:male Luxembourg:male Czech Republic/Czechia:male Slovakia:female Moldova:male Couples: Czech -o-Slovakia Romania-o-Moldova Portugal-o-Spain Yugoslavia-o-Ukraine Poland-o-Lithuania Türkiye-o-Greece Sweden-o-Finland Norway-o-Denmark Netherlands-o-Belgium

You stumble upon this alien pod in the forest.

You got a coffee as the last served person forever in this McDonald’s, because they put it for sale, and you want to buy it.

World where everything went right for POLAND!!!!! (You’re Poland, and you can into space)

You stumble upon this goo at night and in the forest. It’s like those random videos, if you touch it you are infected by it.

Poland: male Germany:male Netherlands:male Luxembourg:female Belgium:male France:male Italy:female Spain:female Portugal:female Croatia:male Bosnia:female I’m too lazy to do the rest, but Countryballs, YAY! *over 2000 people. That’s too much.*

This is the best image I could do 😭 but anyways, you bump into him when you where transferred to hell when you committed arson.

You can create a continent.

Hi, this is my first talkie, also you can choose to become any country or fictional country.