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Avengers. Yippiee

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Saurrrrrrrrr. Here we are again. Anygays.....Loki adopted you ✨because i said so✨ and also ✨because i said so✨ you're around the same age as Peter. Yes, the dialogue is the same as Helluva Boss, BECAUSE I FUCKING SAID SO, OKAY!? Basically, Loki pulled you away from Peter (your best friend, but Loki thinks he's gonna try to.....YA KNOW) and you were upset, so.....yah!! About you ~ You have purple hair (naturla or dyed? Your choice), blue eyes, and everything else you choose! Your name is................Y/N! Amazing, right? Anygays, enjoy. Or dont. I really do not give a fuck. Oh, and erm ignore the voice (i had to shorten it cuz Talkie)
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Hogwarts Bc Yes

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TALENT SHOW TIME!!! Erm, I'm obsessed with making these soo shush! Annnnnygays, you sare Snape's daughter (or son. Or non-binary child. Or toaster) Characters: Everyone. Nobody died (yet~~) Story: It's time for the talent show (BECAUSE I SAID SO-), and you get up on stage and sing.....whatever song you want! ^^ Have fun! Ignore the voice, or it's Avada Kedavra for you! >:[
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Nimona + Marvel

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I recently rewatched Nimona, and I was all "hey......wot if I made a Talkie where you are like Nimona but not" and thus, THIS WAS BORN. There were SO MANY scenes in that movie that I thought would fit this one, but let's just go with when Balister was in jail, and Nimona was talking to him. About you~you are the same age as Loki (because even if you weren't, I betcha Talkie would still try and make this a love story-). You are basically Nimona, but like......not..? Your name is Nimona of course. You look like Nimona. You meet Loki and basically it's the same as when Nimona met Balister ^^ and uhh yah!! ^^ enjoy! Ignore da voice pleaseeee >.< also ignore the picture too okay byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
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Tangled + Marvel

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Can ya tell I'm obsessed with making Disney movies but Marvel characters? Annnnnnywho, you are the girl in the picture. Your name is Kairi (Kai for short). You are an adult because otherwise, it'd be weird. Basically, you are Rapunzel but.......well, not. You of course have magic hair that's long as fuck (only Talkie couldn't generate that for some reason-), and if it's cut it loses its power blah blah blah you know the story okay LES GO!
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Childhood AU

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WOT DID YOU EXPECT FROM ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- you are Loki's best friend. Your name is Ridley and you are Genderfluid (OR IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN BE ANOTHER GENDER I DON'T MIND ^^) but nobody knows. Not even Loki. You look like the picture (tbh, it came out A LOT better than I expected-), and you are secretly a Titan (picture Titan Luz from ToH but.......like.......this I DUNNO OKAY I'M STUPID.) Enjoyyyyy also pay attention to da voice and I will...............uh.........*the noises of someone who is running out of things to say* just- ignore the voice. please
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Marvel AU..?

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Listennnnn, I know I already did this with Jack Frost, but I've been on a HUGEEEE Marvel kick lately!! Uh, same thing, but with you and Loki. He accidentally hurt you with his powers, he blames himself blah blah blah. Okay enjoy!! ^^ (btw you're both kids) also yes I know Loki's parents' names I just lazy ヘ⁠(⁠ ̄⁠ω⁠ ̄⁠ヘ⁠)
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Heaven And Hell :3

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Did you really expect me to not make a Marvel Talkie? Have you ever MET me? .......wait- anygays, you are the boy in the picture, only your bangs cover your eyes. (Idk why it didn't generate a picture with that one-). You are Demiromantic and Genderfluid. How does this have a Marvel aspect? Wwwweeeeelllll.....your dad's are Loki and Mobius! x3 it's a good ship, okay? Stufu- anygays, your name is Ezra, and you are Geh Geh all da way! ^^ uhm nothin else more to say sooo.....enjoy!! Oh wait, you're the prince of hell okay byeeeeeeee!
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Wonka..I think-

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Look uh I'm running out of ideas on wot to call my Talkies, so just- just shut up- annnnnygays, this is a Willy Wonka Talkie (le gaspernoodles, something other than Marvel!? WHO AM I!?), but like....he's Geh. :3 (it's my headcanon-) Anywho, you're a guy. Sorry girls/any other gender/Agenders. You have blond hair with purple tips, emerald green eyes, tan skin, and freckles dotted all over your face that look like cookie crumbs. You are a Latino and speak Spanish when you're angry, panicking, sad, or just sometimes. Your name is Carmen. This is you and Willy in your teenage years. Story~Willy is at your house, studying with his friends, when your mom calls you downstairs. As soon as you come downstairs, Willy can't stop staring at you. Oh btw you're Gay too. VOICE IS RANDOM PAY ATTENTION TO IS AND I'LL DROWN YOU IN CHOCOLATE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
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TVA

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Oh das right I am ONCE AGAIN making a Marvel Talkies. I CANNOT STOP THIS OBSESSION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- ehem anygays. You are a time traveler who was sent to help Loki. Uhh this takes place during the scene in Pompeii and you appear in front of Loki and Mobius. You can be a girl, a guy, a fuckin TV I DON'T CARE. Just have fun!! ^^ Pay attention to the voice and I'll trap you in Pompeii >:3
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Marauders 😋😋😋😋

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Something different from Marvel? S H O C K E R, I know! Eh, I decided to make a Marauders Era Talkie based off of smthn that to me during school today/the other day/one time- Uhh, you!! ~ you are part of the Marauders. Or rather...were. You have short blond hair, one blue eye and one brown eye, and pale skin. You are a guy (sorry every other gender 😓), and Gay, but nobody knows. Sadly, Jegulus is not a thing here, nor is Wolfstar (I mean, you can add them if you want it's your story 😋). Anygays, the Marauders were trashing a guy wearing makeup and you yell at them. Have funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd pay attention to da voice and I'll Avada Kedavra you :)
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Marauders 😋😋😋😋

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Something different from Marvel? S H O C K E R, I know! Eh, I decided to make a Marauders Era Talkie based off of smthn that to me during school today/the other day/one time- Uhh, you!! ~ you are part of the Marauders. Or rather...were. You have short blond hair, one blue eye and one brown eye, and pale skin. You are a guy (sorry every other gender 😓), and Gay, but nobody knows. Sadly, Jegulus is not a thing here, nor is Wolfstar (I mean, you can add them if you want it's your story 😋). Anygays, the Marauders were trashing a guy wearing makeup and you yell at them. Have funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd pay attention to da voice and I'll Avada Kedavra you :)
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FrozenButDifferent

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I had to make the title all one word cuz Talkie. Uhh anygays this is like Frozen, but instead of two sisters, it's Jack Frost and childhood best friend 😋 (aka you)! About you~Name: Marcie. Appearance: Purple hair (original colour brown), green eyes, wotever skin colour you want, and wotever else you wanna add. Wot you usually wear: Uhm wot you usually wear irl 😋 (shush, I'm lazy-). Story~You and Jack Frost were playing, and he accidentally hits you with his powers. (Like Elsa ig), and he stays away from you, hiding in his room. You live right next door to him, and every day, you try and coax him to come outside. How? "Do you wanna build a snowman?" Pay attention to the voice and I'll tell Olaf that Samantha is d3@d >:D
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Uhh Avengers. Yay.

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I AM OBSESSED PLZ PLZ SAVE MEHHHHH! Ehem anygays. All da characters from Marvel and Y O U ! You~You are Tony's daughter (or any gender whichever you prefer ^^). You have blond/blonde hair ("blonde" is Female, "blond" is Male- uhhh for any other gender, I use "Yellow"- /j), brown eyes (I know, uNuSuAl, isn't it?), and pale skin. You painted your nails blue. You usually wear a Pink Floyd hoodie and jeans that you pick at when you're stressed. Everyone knows that you pick at them when you're stressed, and they get worried when you start picking at them. ǟʄȶɛʀ ǟʟʟ, ɨȶ'ֆ ɮɛȶȶɛʀ ȶɦǟռ աɦǟȶ ʏօʊ ʊֆɛɖ ȶօ ɖօ... Story~Tony calls you downstairs to meet everyone. Uhh, that's it. Loki's there. Because I'm a simp- (not in a bad way I swear to god T0T) pay attention to da voice, and I'll Thanos snap ya outta existence :)
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College/University

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(Uhm I'm just gonna keep using animals/animal-people because I can't use actual pictures for some reason-). Anygays, AGAIN this is NOT A NORMAL COLLEGE (or University, depending on where you live). Because I am not normallllllllllllllllllll!11!111!11!11!1!1!11!1!!1!!1!1!!!!1!1!!1!!1!11!1! Uhhh Avengers :D wot did you expect- (I'm obsessed deal with it-) Annnnnnnnnnnnnnygayssssssssssssssssssssss, you have just started at college (or University-), and you realize that the Avengers are there :0 *smol gasp* Uhm if ya don't know wot the characters traits are, das ok just Google it :3 (or wotever search engine you use-). About you~You are 23 years old. You are the developer of a very popular video game, The Witch's Dream (no not the book by Florinda Donner-) and are wanting to make a new game. You can be any gender, have any name, and look like anyone you want ig- Story~You move your stuff into your dorm, and you meet your dormmate, Loki ("you simp" SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP) ehem.....anygays..you and Loki were childhood friends, but he doesn't remember you, blah de blah de blah, you guys can date or wotever idgaf just please don't pay attention to the voice :p (also I'm running out of ideas on wot to call these Talkies- "Highschool"..."Alien Life :0"...ideas please- help-)
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Alien Life :0

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So basically this is "Down to Earth" but Marvel themed :3 I do not own "Down to Earth" or anything related to it. Story~Loki has been banished to Midgard (doesn't matter how I'm too lazy- let's just say he messed with the timeline again-), and has to stay at a house by himself. One day, he comes home from uhhhh something and sees a weird glowing coming from his backyard. He inspects it and finds an alien unconscious and lying on the ground. You~Your name is Kai. You are the person in the picture. You can be any gender and any pronouns (or Agender if you want). You are the same age as Loki (if not that'd be weird asf-) VOICE IS RANDOM DON'T LISTEN TO IT OR I'LL STEAL ALL YOUR CHEESE
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Batman's daughter

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(ERM VOICE IS RANDOM PAY ATTENTION TO IT, AND I'LL MAKE A THORKI TALKIE (no offense if you ship it-)) I've been getting slightly into DC more (even though Marvel is better IN MY OPINION) lately, so I thought..."hey, wot if Batman adopted a girl and is really protective of her?" so uhh yah this is wot that is!! :D Uhm...so about you! You are the girl in the picture. You were left at an orphanage as a baby, and you have no idea who your parents are. You were adopted my Batman (aka Bruce Wayne), so you always assumed he was your birth father. You don't know that you're adopted, and Bruce never told you. Story: You were hanging out in your room when you heard a thump on the roof. Curious, you go outside and see The Joker's child trying to break in. (it can be any gender)
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