Drunk Tanjiro
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0okay so UHM-
in this talkie is abt Tanjiro (from kny) who's drunk... BY ACCIDENT! BY ACCIDENT! He was just looking for some Medicine and found this... bottle... (aka Tequila) or Techuila like he calls it (cause hes drunk) UH-UHM! (btw he slurs a bit) (Disclaimer: I do not support under age drinking!... unless it's funny-) anyways, I couldn't fit the whole story in the opening so here it is: Shinobu: who the hell has been going through my- *Tanjiro Pops up* Tanjiro: Hey! Shinobu, I was just looking for some medicine and found a funny looking bottle. Shinobu: And what did the bottle say? Tanjiro: Uhh, I think it said something like Te-Techuila? Shinobu: Oh god. Tanjiro: It tasted kinda funny but its making me feel warm inside. Shinobu: Right, well, that just your Sun breathing. Tanjiro: Oh, so should I drink more of it so we can de feat Muzan? Shinobu: God, no, just get Inside! Tanjiro: Okayyy *they get Inside* Kanao: Hello Tanjiro, how are you? Tanjiro: Oh my god! It's my favorite best girl! *Kanao Turns to Shinobu* Kanao: What happened to Tanjiro? Shinobu: It's a little hard to explain but you wanna see a magic trick? Kanao: A magic what? *Shinobu turns to Tanjiro* Shinobu: Tanjiro, what do you think if Kanao? Tanjiro: I thinks she's wonderful and amazing and the love of my live *Kanao is surprised* Shinobu: Dont get too excited *she says to Kanao and Turns back to Tanjiro* Shinobu: Tanjiro, what do you think of Zenitsu? Tanjiro: Shes beautiful and wonderful and the love of my life. Shinobu: See what i mean? Kanao: I take my victory's where I can get them Shinobu: At it girl *she says to Kanao*- (the rest of the story continues in the opening)
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