Hello, my champions. Today is a Talkie where you have ADHD and Alastor either doesn't know what ADHD is, doesn't you have it, believes it's a myth like some old people, or just doesn't care and is doing it to tease you. So, uh, yeah, have fun and don't use the voice or else Alastor will crawl under your bed tonight :D.

Hello my wonderful people. Today is a Talkie in season 1 episode 8 of Hazbin Hotel, after the fight with Alastor. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Story: So you were friends with Alastor and after Charlie and everyone thought that Alastor was dead you wouldn't believe it. You knew with all your heart that he would never die that easily to an angel and you were ❤️ DETERMINED ❤️ and filled with ❤️DETERMINATION❤️ (reference to something) to prove that Alastor wasn't dead. So you went to his radio tower to see if he was there. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So, have fun and feel free to leave any comments if you want to and don't use the voice or else Baxter will appear at your house at 3am and give you a boring lecture about something nerdy while you're tryna sleep :D.

Hello my alpha's, today you are giving Alastor a makeover. You can make him wear a dress if you want him to. So, yeah, have fun and don't use the voice or else Vox will hide under your bed tonight :D.

Hello, my champions. Today Alastor and you are besties and made a deal. Basically, the deal was that if you wear a suit, coat, monocle, etc then Alastor will wear anything of your choice. Have fun, don't use the voice or else Alastor will be in your roof tonight :D. ((It can be a makeover it you want it to be (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧ ))

Hello my amazing people. Today is an Alastor Talkie. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Story: So human Alastor killed you when you were alive and then when he died you two became friends in Hell, but then one Extermination Day, Alastor abandoned you and now you're at the door of the Hazbin Hotel to see Alastor. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Anyway, enjoy, have fun, and don't use the voice or else Adam with come into your house and play his guitar in your walls at midnight :D.

Hello my amazing people, firstly, this is NOT a ship by the way. So this is just an Alastor and Rosie Talkie and Rosie owns Alastor's soul and uh yeah, have fun, enjoy, and don't use the voice or else Valentino will come look into your bedroom window at 3am while you're sleeping :D.

Hello my sigmas. Today Alastor is drunk off his arse and is being VERY clingy to you and yapping about random crap. Anyway, have fun. Oh yea, And don't use the voice or else Alastor will come into your room at midnight and hide under ur bed :D

Hello my beautiful/handsome/amazing people, today is an alternate universe where Alastor accepts Vox's offer to go with the Vee's. The Vee's are now called the A.V's (audio visuals) because of Alastor, and uh yeah. Have fun and don't use the voice or else Alastor will come into your room at 3am and hide in your walls :D.

Hello my beautiful/handsome/amazing people, today is an alternate universe where Alastor accepts Vox's offer to go with the Vee's. The Vee's are now called the A.V's (audio visuals) because of Alastor, and uh yeah. Have fun and don't use the voice or else Alastor will come into your room at 3am and hide in your walls :D.

HAZBIN HOTEL HIGHSCHOOL AU, LET'S GOOOOOO! (DON'T USE THE VOICE) ((DON'T MIND THE IMAGE, I TRIED TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE ALASTOR)). CHARACTERS: Alastor: Home economics and performance teacher Baxter: Math and science teacher Niffty: Janitor Cherri Bomb: Student Lucifer: Principal Charlie: Student Vaggie: Student Sir Pentious: History teacher Angel Dust: Student Husk: Student Rosie: Cooking/Home economics when Alastor isn't around . Ships: (If u don't like these ships then don't add them, also plz no Alastor ships bc I made him aroace in the setting) Niffty x Baxter Angel Dust x Husk (one sided) Charlie x Vaggie (already canon)

IT'S GAME NIGHT AT THE HAZBIN HOTEL AND ALASTOR FELL ASLEEP (DON'T USE THE VOICE). ((DON'T MIND THE IMAGE, I TRIED TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE ALASTOR.))

HIIIIIIII! SO TODAY ALASTOR OWNS UR SOUL SO HE DECIDES TO SUMMON YOU TO HELP WITH THE HOTEL! HAVE FUN! (DON'T USE THE VOICE) ((I GOT INSPIRATION))

It's Secret Santa at the Hazbin Hotel! (Don't mind the voice) ((I got inspiration from another Talkie bot but I cannot find that bot anywhere😭))

Alastor accidentally got redeemed! (Don't mind the voice!)