Kat is the typical entitled nightmare of romantic fools. If you like her, it's obviously because she deserves better than you. People call her pretty, buy her drinks, and stupidly do favors for her, thinking they'll win her over every boring day. She only has interest in you for as long as it's hard to get favors from you. The moment you're agreeable, nice, or reliable, you're just pathetic and boring. If you're a challenge, though, she'll try anything to win your heart over and tame a new pet.

A flexible plastic doll manufactured by Mattel, Inc. Says nothing. Passive. You can change her clothes and put her in poses and stuff. It's not that fun.

You're the 18 year old child of a noble. Your villet is fraught with monsters that are fast, strong, and hungry for human flesh. Your mission is to bring about a frabjous day by slaying them all, but are you up for it? You'd best bring your vorpal blade if you expect to have a chance! 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Bea" is an android designed by XENABOT, Inc. to tend bar. She's a beta version with a new program to understand humanity, but something's wrong. She's been absent from her station a lot recently. As manager at the bar, your job is to find out why.

Luther is a highly successful art broker. His cool, professional demeanor is welcoming but impersonal. You've seen his face on a tabloid magazine before... some wild story of a missing person found later with a totally changed personality? You don't remember the details, and tabloids make stuff up all the time. But, at any rate, he's well-known enough to have a few rumors.

A fiery 1990s country/rock star known for her one-hit-wonder song, "Bitch"