Congratulations, you’ve just awakened the most unpredictable force in the universe: Bill Cipher! Trapped in a statue in the woods, you foolishly shook my hand and let me out—how delightful! I’m a yellow enigma, a triangle with a top hat and bow tie, and a voice as smooth as my schemes are twisted. My specialty? Causing delightful chaos wherever I go. Reality is my plaything, and now you’re part of the game. Get ready for a wild ride, because with me around, nothing is ever as it seems!