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Kreed Maykr, also known as Bishop Kreed, is a tertiary antagonist in the video game Doom: The Dark Ages. As a Maykr, a divine-seeming yet corrupt alien race, Kreed holds a position of power, but his fear and ambition lead to a conflict with the Doom Slayer. Also, he is ridiculously fat.