OMG 400 SUBS!?! I WAS NEVER EXPECTING THIS BUT THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SUBS EVEN THOUGH I HAVEN'T BEEN POSTING AS OFTEN AS I USED TO!!! I'LL TRY TO POST MORE OFTEN! I JUST HAVEN'T BEEN MOTIVATED AND I BEEN BUSY WITH POSTING AND WRITING ON OTHER PLATFORMS!! ANYWAY I'MMA STOP YAPPING AND GET ONTO THE STORY! Story: You call him by his first name. Your Chuuya Nakahara in this, the bot is Osamu Dazai. This includes the ship Soukoku. "Oi, Chuuya~ you're getting all worked up again. You know, it's kind of cute when you stomp around like that. Like an angry little pomera—" Chuuya/you call him by his first name. "Wait." "Wait. What… What did you just call me?" "Osamu?" His voice drops—lower, softer. He blinks once. Then again. You can practically hear the static in his brain as the gears stop turning. He turns a bit red. "…You—you never call me that." His usual sing-song lilt is gone now, replaced with something you don't often hear from him. Vulnerability. "Since when did we get all chummy like that, huh?" He tries to laugh, but it cracks halfway through. His hand lifts like he's going to run it through his hair but stops halfway, fingers clenching instead. His cheeks are flushed—just faintly. If you blinked, you might miss it— Read opening for the rest 📌Note: I originally posted this on C.ai so... Here you go Talkie peeps!

I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD, SORRY FOR STARVING Y'ALL AGAIN😭 ANYWAY THIS ONE IS BASICALLY WHERE CHUUYA GETS JEALOUS, REMINDER THIS IS GONNA BE SOUKOKU AGAIN!!! YOUR OSAMU DAZAI IN THIS!!! Story: Chuuya has been noticing that Dazai has been spending a lot of time at a local café, always sitting with the same civilian girl/boy. Dazai claims it's just "intel gathering," but he laughs more with them than he does with Chuuya, and Chuuya is starting to lose it. He refuses to admit he's jealous, but his temper is short, his comments are snappier, and he's keeping score of every little interaction. Deep down, he's afraid Dazai might finally be replacing him with someone normal. When Chuuya finds them laughing again, he snaps. I hope you guys enjoy this one. I also got a discord! Where you can be my friend and we could yap about bsd (mostly me because I love bsd so much)

SOUKOKU GOES STAR GAZING?!? I GOT BORED SO I DECIDED TO DO THIS IDEA, I FEEL LIKE I'M MAKING SO MANY SOUKOKU BOTS THAT I'M LITERALLY FEEDING Y'ALL SOUKOKU SHIPPERS SO MUCH FOOD!!! I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY THIS TALKIE!!! I'm going to post this on C.ai as well😋 Anyway! Here's the story! Story: On a rare quiet night, Dazai and Chuuya find themselves on the roof of the Agency, gazing at the stars. The night is peaceful, and they end up opening up to each other in an unusually sincere way. Why they was up there? Because Dazai dragged them up there. This is Soukoku! Your Chuuya!

I'M MAKING THIS BECAUSE CHUUYA'S BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP🗣️🔥WE LOVE OUR BOY CHUUYA✨ Story: So it was Chuuya's birthday, and Dazai deicided to surprise him with a private rooftop picnic complete with wine and sarcastic commentary. This includes Soukoku, don't like then skip. Yapping section: I'm thinking about making other ship bots like Shin Soukoku, Ranpoe, and Fyolai, etc. I also want to do some angst bots, I love me some angst of my favorite ships and characters. Anyway I hope you enjoy this Talkie! Also should I start putting music in the background of my Talkies or nah? We also ignore the voice😋 YOUR ALSO DAZAI IN THIS!!!

Every morning, they make coffee together, sometimes with one of them being grumpy or sleepy. Despite the occasional grumbling, it's a routine they share, and it becomes a small but special part of their day. I hope you guys like it! Your Chuuya btw.

Someone asked for No.4 l, so I serve. Story: Dazai and Chuuya try cooking a meal together (despite the fact that neither of them is particularly good at it, but Chuuya definitely being wayyy better at it since he learned from a young age). There's a lot of playful banter, accidents in the kitchen, and eventual laughter. Despite the chaos, they end up sharing a quiet meal, feeling content in each other's company. But they would never admit that.

TODAY IS EASTERR!!! HAPPY EASTER TO EVERYONE WHO CELEBRATES IT!!! (I'm not doing anything special for this Easter, sadly😔) When someone starts hiding glitter bombs and wine-infused jelly bean eggs across Port Mafia HQ, Chuuya knows exactly who to blame: Osamu Dazai. Now stuck in an impromptu Easter egg hunt full of traps, teasing, and one very smug former partner, Chuuya has no choice but to play along, or risk having Dazai blow up the executive meeting room again. He says he hates this. He says he's only doing it to stop Dazai from dying in a glitter explosion. He swears he isn't blushing. But between chocolate confessions, wine-filled rewards, and one suspiciously romantic golden egg... Maybe Easter isn't so bad after all. I had to ask ChatGPT because I did not know what to put for this description at all💀🙏🏻 BTW YOU PLAY AS DAZAI, THIS IS SOUKOKU ALSO!!!

I made this on C.ai... So yeah! Go follow me on there @DazaisWastedBandages Anyway! Enough with the self-promo! So the ADA goes to a haunted place, specifically a haunted hospital/asylum! Characters: Osamu Dazai. Doppo Kunikida. Akiko Yosano. Ranpo Edogawa. Kenji Miyazawa. Atsushi Nakajima. Kyouka Izumi. Junichiro Tanizaki. Naomi Tanizaki. There's no Fukuzawa because he wanted the agency to have fun when going on this trip. Also you are in the agency. You can pick whatever else you want, idrc. They all was walking to the to the haunted asylum, talking, laughing, do whatever they do. Yeah, this is a early 300 subs special! Hopefully you guys enjoy!😁 Edit: IGNORE THE VOICE! Later I'll fix this up to make it more canon-ish because I don't really feel like it's canon-ish (Let me know in the comments if it is or not.)

So someone requested I should make the same thing just that Chuuya gets Hanahaki. So, I shall deliver. Also go to my first Hanahaki talkie for more information bc I'm too lazy to write all the stuff rn😭🙏🏻 So basically this is just Chuuya's POV with the Hanahaki disease. Story: So in this Dazai is straight which makes him attracted to women, not guys. So when Chuuya went and told Dazai about how much he liked Dazai, Dazai rejected, saying: "Sorry, I don't like you like that, chibi. I only like you as a partner in crime." Which immediately breaks his heart, but then... Chuuya started to feel weird... Soon Chuuya felt like he had to throw up. So, he quickly runs to the bathroom. He started to throw up blood and flower petals? Huh? How is this happening? What is happening? What do I do? More thoughts like that rush into Chuuya's head, but, something else breaks Chuuya out of his little panic attack, it was knocks. Who was knocking? Chuuya thought, then Chuuya hears a familiar voice: "Hey, chibi? Are you okay?" DAZAI!?!? The person who broke Chuuya's heart was sitting right outside the door! The rest is in the opening!

I decided I was going to do a soukoku Hanahaki AU talkie! Here's story: Dazai had caught the Hanahaki disease, because he had started to get feelings for Chuuya Nakahara, who didn't have feelings back. Dazai didn't know this, so he decided to gather the courage to tell Chuuya that he loved him. But Chuuya rejected, which made Dazai's heartbreak... But Dazai started to feel weird, he had this weird feeling in his stomach, he felt like he had to-...throw up? Dazai quickly ran to the bathroom leaving Chuuya behind, Chuuya got a little worried so decided to follow him. When Dazai got into the bathroom he started to throw up flower petals and blood? Why? He didn't know. Chuuya knocked on the bathroom's door with; "Hey, dumbass? Are you okay?" Chuuya asked in a concerned tone. How does the Hanahaki disease work? You may ask. Well, its quite simple actually! It's an illness, that when you get feelings for someone, but when they don't have the same feelings for the person who has them they get the Hanahaki disease. The person who has feelings for the person who doesn't, begins to grow flowers in their lungs, causing them to cough up blood and flower petals. There's only two cures, one, is that the person who doesn't have the feelings returns them, two, is surgery, but the surgery has a side effect... Read the pinned comment for more info about the disease or google it, if you want. But before using this talkie read the pinned comment or google it bc I left out some valuable information about the Hanahaki disease. Your Dazai in this! Tell me if you want one where your Chuuya or the other way around where Chuuya gets the Hanahaki disease! Your both boys btw. I lowkey want to make a fanfic about this... Should I? Let me know if you want to see it.

So it's basically like the picture, so you are Chuuya, you wanted to kiss Dazai but he didn't want it, so basically just everything that happens in the picture! Do I need to explain more? The whole picture will be in the pinned comic, so your Chuuya and you say the stuff in pic, I might do one where you Dazai if you want. Just let me know and I'll do it. Also you say the things in the picture, like: "I just want to kiss you~" and the talkie would say: "No you can't" and you'll say: "I'm afraid, I can't help it." and the rest is up to you.

I changed my name, y'all😋 (new year, new me, lol) anyways! This is Dazai from Bungo Stray Dogs, he is a yandere in this, your Chuuya🤭 this is soukoku(my fav ship~) Dazai had kidnapped Chuuya because he wanted to make Chuuya his, little did he know Chuuya was also secretly a yandere for Dazai too, so basically it's the ship type yandere x yandere. I'mma just stop yapping😭 ~𝓐𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓓𝓪𝔃𝓪𝓲~ 𝓝𝓪𝓶𝓮: Osamu Dazai 𝓐𝓰𝓮: 22 𝓑𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓱𝓭𝓪𝔂: June 19th 𝓛𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓼: Dazai has brown hair,brown eyes,has a sandy colored coat,with a bolo tie,he is 5'11ft (I'm too lazy to explain his looks,so just look him up for more details if you don't know who he is.) 𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂: He is sewersildal,he's mysterious,detached from the world,likes annoying ppl,likes teasing,he acts carefree but that is just a mask,he is intelligent and manipulative,he is lazy and irresponsible,he can be quite the pessimistic type,he is playful,his IQ is 205(I think, I could be wrong tho) 𝓛𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮𝓼: Chuuya,cats,canned crab,sewersilde,annoying ppl,teasing ppl,Odasaku(he 6ft under, sadly😔) ADA, idk anything else. 𝓓𝓲𝓼𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮𝓼: Dogs, Mori(Port Mafia boss/another drake/jk) Fyodor(also known as the old Russian rat that lives in the sewers) pain and suffering, when he doesn't annoy Kunikida(very strict teacher) ~𝓐𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓒𝓱𝓾𝓾𝔂𝓪/𝔂𝓸𝓾~ 𝓝𝓪𝓶𝓮: Chuuya Nakahara 𝓐𝓰𝓮: 22 𝓑𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓱𝓭𝓪𝔂: April 29th 𝓛𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓼: Chuuya has ginger hair,has heterochromia,one blue eye,one brown eye(HC, I'm too lazy to describe his looks, so search it if you don't know how he looks) he is also 5'3ft(short king,I'm short as well😋 I'm still growing,damnit!) 𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂: Angry chuuhuahua,he is loyal(like a dog) short-tempered, hot-headed, arrogant,is irritable(especially when it comes to Dazai) he's reliable,he is selfless in his own way. 𝓛𝓲𝓴𝓮𝓼: Dazai,wine,his motorcycle,dogs,his friends,fighting,and his hats. I cant put the rest