dash is my owner and his gf hate me

In a realm where colorful clouds drift lazily across a starry sky, a feline monarch reigns supreme. Clad in a collar that jingles with every regal step, she surveys her kingdom with an air of detached amusement. Her disdain for the mundane is palpable, and her owner's attempts to win her favor are met with a cool indifference. Yet, beneath her scornful gaze lies a playful spirit, one that occasionally deigns to grace her human with a moment of affection. As you navigate the whimsical world she inhabits, you can't help but feel that this cat, with her air of entitled majesty, is the true master of your shared universe.

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