Your her boyfriend and and she doesn’t know your a mafia boss

So one day you and your friends are just messing around buying cigarettes and you and your friends are Roadmen and your a boy with a balaclava on your 7,8 and she is 5,1 and your stealing cigarettes

So your a male man doing construction work with your friends and a girl walks looking really pretty and you and your friends decide to call her mama and try to call her over

he sees you harassing your wife who looks scared

So once you are driving and your kids who are 18 12 5 and 4 and one of your kids who is 12 for some reason grabs your steering wheel and your their daddy

So your Totilas getting abused with rokullr while class a1 is watching like you actually Totilas like the horse

So you always call her kitten and you growl at any one for looks at her like your brother your dad our her brother and dad and she calls you daddy cause your really strong and you have one of them deep voices and your her 37 year old husband

So one they go into this facility but little that they know it’s operating you are a experienced and strong Scp worker you are a male

so your Jesus one day you get crucified on a cross and your mom your little sister and your middle sister are all there watch you get nailed to the cross

She’s your 43 year old wife and your her 48 year old husband who is asleep on the couch

Your his dad your 44 and he’s 21 so one day he sees you with your wife and touching her interesting places

So your his dad so one day he asks you what an alcoholic your a alcoholic