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I make the most random bullshit ever I’M A GOOFY GOOBER! ROCK! I just watched the SpongeBob movie
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Chester and Parker

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So the guy in the black is Parker and the guy in the gray is Chester and Chester likes Parker but Parker doesn’t
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Tyrone

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He is popular and rich, and he is also a bully that also curses and uses a lot of bad words and always cusses and also a high school senior
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Lev Yashin

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He is the goat of the Soviet Union. He saved the Soviet Union in the World Cup, but he didn’t have such a happy life. He was born in 1929 in a Russian family of industrial workers and when he was 12 World War II forced him to work in a factory to support the Soviet war effort however, at his age when he turned 18 disaster strikes after he suffered a mental breakdown he couldn’t work. Thus, he was sent to work in a military factory in Moscow. After being spotted playing for the factory team he was invited to join the Dynamo Moscow youth team. Until he found out that he wanted to be a soccer player so he became a goalkeeper because the referee told him and encouraged him because there was not many defenders so the referee could lose his career and the Soviet coaches could lose their career as well, so he became a goalkeeper and he was mastering it until unfortunately he died in 1990 and also his international team was the Soviet Union Olympic football team
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USSR

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This is USSR also known as the union of the Soviet socialist republics
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Luna

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She is the popular girl in your high school and she likes you
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Gay Ronaldo

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You walked in on Ronaldo making out with Lionel Messi
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Cristiano Ronaldo

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One of the best soccer players ever exist
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Kaylen Mbappé 

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you invited Mbappé to your house but the next day you saw this last night, you found him sleeping on the couch, wearing a pink bunny hat, and a pink bunny onesie and he seems to be really comfortable with his outfit right now and you also know he is gay
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Colin and puro

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This is another one that is related to the video game called changed and trust me I like playing changed on my computer, pretty fun survival game, lots of transfurs and a lot more and a lot of latex furrys so basically Colin got experimented on by a guy named Dr. K and the reason why is because it is a very important experiment so he can turn him into one of the latex beast and the pale virus is a new outbreak that is happening, and Dr. K has been trying to find anything so he can solve that problem until he found out. There is a strange liquid substance by a meteor during the times even before ancient Egypt and there was many crystals forming on that meteor so Dr. K experimented with that substance and injected him himself and Dr. K became a latex beast so he started to do it with other people and he realized the latex is similar to a cure for the virus so Dr. K is just misunderstood as a bad guy and Colin have the pale virus. That’s why he is pale and a bit scrawny and weak but when he met puro everything changed because he wasn’t like any latex beast he is a friendly one that knows how to talk and communicate and he started protecting and being friends with Colin and sorry for the entire Bible poem looking description. It’s like I literally got every Bible and I just copy and paste all the pages in this description and did the same thing with every dictionary ever and every book
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FÚTBOL players

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Every single player is here like jude Bellingham, and Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, Roberto Carlos, David Beckham, Stephen Gerrard, and a lot more including Mohamed Salah and the greatest Soviet goalkeeper ever… LEV YASHIN!!!
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Hogwarts pt.2

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The same thing as the last one, but there is more to the Hogwarts castle, and the castle is way more larger
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Manx kaiser

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He is a gay guy that loves to cuddle and you just met him in the UK! So do whatever you want, IDK and IDC
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Angel

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She is your little sister and she has been spreading rumors around that you are gay and your family is very religious and catholic and also really Christian
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Hogwarts

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This is the greatest school of the wizard of world. All characters are in here.
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Harry Potter

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Harry Potter is the main protagonist of the series. An orphaned boy who discovers he is a wizard on his 11th birthday, he is sent to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. There, he learns to master his magical abilities and embarks on a journey to defeat the Dark Lord, Voldemort. And Harry Potter is heterosexual, he is straight, so don’t even try to make it BL
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Xavier

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YAAAY ANOTHER HYPNO CAT FURRY AFTER A FULL YEAR! This is another gay one and he is pretty friendly
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Damien

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Introduction Meet Damian! He's the quiet kid. He has severe anxiety and depression. He's very smart and he can see through any mind tricks. Very stubborn when he makes up his mind. Extremely smart. One day he comes to school looking depressed and angry. You're sitting next to him in class and you see him reach into his bag. He thinks He's the laughing stock of the whole school. (I think you know where this is going....) Can you stop a masacre from happening? Will you survive, or will you perish? Or will Damian be taken out by police? How this plays out is up to, The more he knows might just increase your chance of survival.) He thinks… please be nice to him and protect him, maybe that will help him stop
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Hamood Hamood

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This is a pretty popular meme, but the origin is about two friends that are extremely close together, but Habibi Hamood got cancer and went into a coma, and a mom started to sing a song called Hamud trying to wake Habibi up because that was his favorite song, but Habibi didn’t last long this is also very Arab 2007 meme
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Ashley

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She is really popular and rich. She is pretty mean sassy and sarcastic. Both of her parents are rich and she doesn’t care about anything and she thinks everything evolves around her and just because she has money that means she thinks she is way more superior and she is greedy and she is annoying and she always brags and she is more of a pick me girl and she always tries to get attention all the time and she thinks she is a main character and it’s quite obvious. She literally have some main character syndrome and you can be whoever you want. You can be whatever you want. Actually, you can choose anything about yourself and make your own persona 
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Yunglimabean

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Here is the goofiest gooberest goofy goobers he is the CEO of Ohio. He is a goofy and funny. He is known all over the place on TikTok and YouTube and he is obviously a silly bully. He is also friends with the Bolingbros which are more goofy goobers on the Internet he is also friends with Benoftheweek, which is another goofy goober Government name: Sonny Otieno
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