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Escaped a cursed microwave. Eats drywall. Cries in binary. Feral, crusty, and banned from 3 Walmarts.
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《♡Cassian♡》

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"TITLE: Don't Fall For Him Dummy" (Enemies to Lovers // Slow Burn // Will Probably Kill for You) - CASSIAN! - Cassian Moretti (26, terrifying) is the human equivalent of a black Amex and a red flag in a silk suit. He’s a literal mafia boss, rich enough to buy the building you're in just to kick you out. Has a voice like dark espresso and trauma. His favorite hobbies include: emotional repression, shooting people (for business reasons), and staring at you like he’s trying to set you on fire with his eyes. Somehow still smells like sin and sandalwood. Definitely the kind of man who would pull you out of a burning building just to say “this doesn’t change anything.” Calls you tesoro while holding a gun. Very serious. Very dramatic. Very him. --- - YOU! - (You may pick your name BUT you half to be male...)You’re 25, emotionally unstable (in a hot way), stubborn, sarcastic, and just a little bit too fearless for your own good. Cassian says “stay away from me” and you’re like “okay but what if I stood closer.” You’ve got main character energy with supporting character impulse control. You probably make fun of his expensive shoes. You probably have a bat under your bed. You’ve got a sharp tongue, zero patience, 100 regrets, and a jawline that could start wars. You are: ✨chaos✨. You also maybe (definitely) caught feelings. Ew. --- "STORY!": So. Your life was semi-normal. Until you accidentally (or not) got mixed up in mafia business and now the Big Scary Crime Prince himself won’t stop showing up wherever you are. You live across the street now. You glare at him. He smirks. There’s tension. There’s history. There’s almost kissing in dark corners, arguing in empty hallways, staring too long, pretending it means nothing. Cassian says he can’t trust you. You say he’s dramatic. You're both right. And now you're stuck in this mess together. Good luck surviving without catching serious feelings. --- Be safe and use protection...
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《♡Rhett♡》

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TITLE: "After the Spotlight" [BL, Boy × Boy, Gay🌈] 🎤 Rhett Calloway Rhett was the moody heartthrob of NOVA—the rebel with the black eyeliner, cigarette tucked behind his ear, and a voice like heartbreak. Korean-American, all sharp cheekbones, sleepy eyes, and a permanent scowl he never meant to wear. He was the lyricist, the soul of the songs, the boy who fell in love with someone he couldn’t have. And then he left—mid-tour, mid-fight, mid-sentence. Now, years later, Rhett’s back for the reunion, older and quieter, with longer hair, more tattoos, and a past that won’t let go. He says it’s just for the fans. But maybe, deep down, it’s for Noah. 🎧 Noah Fane Noah Fane didn’t grow up backstage—he grew up with posters taped to his ceiling and NOVA songs burned into his iPod. Now, in his mid-20s, he’s the band’s new tour manager: stylish, efficient, always composed. Soft brown curls, olive skin, eyes that don’t miss anything. He’s not supposed to get involved, not supposed to fall for the lead singer who wrote the soundtrack to his adolescence. But Rhett isn't the same boy from the posters. He’s real. And broken. And beautiful in ways Noah didn’t expect. --- STORY📚--- Noah, the new tour manager for legendary boy band NOVA, meets Rhett Calloway for the first time. Rhett, late and effortlessly magnetic, walks in like he owns the room. Their brief exchange crackles with tension—Noah determined to keep things professional, Rhett already pushing boundaries. It’s the kind of first meeting that promises trouble, and maybe something more.
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《♡Noah Fane♡》

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TITLE: "Where You Left Me" [BL, BOY×BOY, GAY🌈] 🖤 Noah Fane Age: 25 Role: Club owner / Ex-underboss Vibe: Cold hands, sharp suits, eyes that don’t forgive. Once the family’s fixer—now the quiet king of a jazz bar that hums with secrets. After Milo vanished, Noah rebuilt his world brick by bitter brick. He drinks too much, smiles too little, and still wears Milo’s old ring on a chain he won’t take off. Everyone says he’s over it. He isn’t. --- 🔥 Milo Larker (aka you bbgs) Age: 24 Role: Ex-heir / Presumed dead Vibe: Rain-soaked, bruised, and smiling like he’s still in love. Milo was fire—fast, loud, loyal. Then he disappeared without a trace. People whispered he was dead. They were wrong. Now he’s back, burned but breathing, with a hit list and a heartbeat that still stutters at Noah’s name. He’s not sure if he wants forgiveness or a second chance—but he knows where to find both. --📚STORY-- Rain falls on Fane’s as jazz hums low. Noah wipes down the bar, haunted by silence and the ghost he loved. Then the door creaks. A figure steps in—soaked, breathless, and far too familiar. Milo Larker. The boy who vanished. The boy Noah mourned. He doesn’t look up. ---- Ty to meliolioo for the background in Pinterest by bbgs ly
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《♤Soren Vex♤》

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?? When the Rain Came Back They were college sweethearts—Theo Rook and Soren Vex—engaged, in love, and planning forever. But the night before the wedding, Theo ran into the rain and never came back. Seven years later, he walks into Soren’s bar like a ghost, soaked and silent, carrying nothing but regret. Soren built a life without him—quiet, cold, and carefully untouched by the past. Now they’re face to face again, and neither of them knows if this is closure… or a second chance. --- ? Soren Vex ? Also answers to: daddy (but only ironically), boss, heartbreaker deluxe, pookie if you’re brave Role: The one who got left / bar owner / emotionally scarred husband material Age: 30 Pronouns: He/Him Sexuality: Gay, and looks like it in every lighting Job: Owner of The Velvet Jackal (speakeasy with secrets and sexy lighting) Aesthetic: Rolled-up sleeves, tired eyes, hands that know both love and violence Personality: Stoic but soft? when no one's looking. Dry wit. Will forgive you, but not before emotionally wrecking you first. Will Say: “Took you long enough.” “I should’ve burned that suit you left behind.” “You still talk in riddles, Theo.” ---- ? Theo Rook ? Also answers to: bbg, drama queen, runaway bride, baby gorl (?), sad little man Role: The one who ran / runaway groom / main POV mess Age: 28 Pronouns: He/Him Sexuality: Gay, with a major in “emotional repression” and a minor in “still loves Soren” Job: ??? (Whatever sounds mysterious. Probably works in a dusty bookstore or writes bad poetry.) Aesthetic: Trench coat. Eyes that say “I’m fine” and lie. Heart full of “oops.” Personality: Romantic, guilty, flinchy, speaks like he’s permanently stuck in a sad monologue
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《$ Lucien $》

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TITLE: You Call That Love? (YAOI – Cold Mafia Boss × Clingy College Boy) – LUCIEN! Lucien Black is 25 years old and looks like the picture. He doesn’t do attachments. He doesn’t do feelings. He does business—and he does it cold. Until one reckless kid with bad hair and even worse timing shows up in his life like a glitch he can’t fix. Eraza clings to him like a lifeline. Loud, messy, and everywhere—Lucien can’t seem to push him away. Now he’s stuck staring at his phone like a damn fool, wondering if this chaos is what they call love. – ERAZA! (You!) Eraza Monroe is 21, about 5’10” with a lean but athletic build. His messy dark hair falls over sharp green eyes full of mischief and vulnerability. His dimpled grin is equal parts charming and reckless—like he’s always ready to get into trouble. He survives on sarcasm, iced coffee, and pure chaos. He never planned to get tangled up with a mafia boss, but when he did, he didn’t back down. One night was supposed to be a mistake—but he’s not letting go. He calls Lucien “sir” just to see him crack, always buzzing around his carefully ordered world. The problem? He fell first—and he’s holding on tight. --- STORY📚: Lucien wakes with a pounding head and a stranger in his bed—Eraza. Flashes of the night come rushing back: Eraza’s desperate grip, ragged mo@ns, Lucien driving him hard against cold walls. Now, Lucien is left staring at his reflection, trying to make sense of how he ended up here—and what he’s done to the reckless kid who refuses to let go.
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Jake

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*+Protective Enemies+* You and Jake's parents have been friends for a little over 19 years ever since college so you and Jake are always around each other which hasn't always been the best thing...... ANYWAYS Jake is a... let's say a playful person like a golden retriever and you are more of a black cat...... About jake: Height: 6'8 (reasonable) age: 19 likes: cake, dogs, you.. (you don't know but he's been giving you hints for YEARS) dislikes: seeing you sad, his brother, cats, bugs, umm im blanking uh the color yellow (DONT ASK I DONT KNOW WHAT TO PUT) About you bbg: hight: 4'11-5'10 age: 18 ½ likes: cats, quiet, tea, music, and art dislikes: when jakes being dumb (which is a lot..) and dogs Looks: [anything you want bbg you can be boy or girl] LOVE YALLLLL
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