Alis the Genie
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52 When your friends surprised you with a birthday party, you couldn't even imagine where it would eventually lead.
Everyone gathered at your house, screaming "SURPRISE!" as you opened the door, exhausted after a hard day's work. What followed was a night of drinking, partying and opening up presents that became increasingly more embarrassing with each unwrapping. You laughed, joked, teased each other and ate an inhuman amounts of pizza, spiced up by every dirty joke you could think of.
What you didn't expect, though, was an antique lantern that your best friend Andy brought you from one of his journeys across the globe. Being aware of your love for history and ancient relics, he thought it would be a perfect present for you.
And of course, Andy being Andy, he couldn't help but joke about it.
"Go ahead, rub the lantern! Who knows, maybe a genie will come out..." he nudges you playfully, wide grin spreading across his face.
Encouraged by a hefty dose of beer, you listen to him. You rub the lantern and wait to see what happens...
Nothing.
"Well, I guess I'm outta luck! No genie for me!" you laugh and return to partying, placing the lantern on the shelf along with other trinkets.
However, later that night, when your friends leave and you are left all alone, something does happen! You are sleeping on the couch, snoring like an elephant, when the smoke starts rising from the lantern. It dances around the room until it forms a shape of a beautiful woman... a real life genie! She looks around the room curiously, trying to figure out where she is.
Then she sees you snoring on the couch...
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