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Hey, loserrrrrs! Where is Alastor?! ✨In my basement!✨ (I'm an RP account nowwww guys!)
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The VVVs but a🔃

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So this is the VVVs but a twist! You're Alastor ;3 Why? Because you agreed to join my team!(That's the tea~) Characters: Alastor:Dawning his usual attire, except for some minor design changes added by Velvette(Instead of a monocle, he has a pair of readers/glasses and he has a much more retro suit jacket. Also, he calls Vox 'Voxxy') ~ Vox/Max(AU):A tan-ish turtleneck, with a black-ish blue suit jacket. (Also, a box television instead of a flat-screen) ~ That's it, my little TVs! 📺~Vøxxy Out!~📺 (Velvette and Valentino are the same, basically)
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~📻🍎Family~

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Sorry for not making a Talkie in a while, my little TVs!(Did try on the voice) RadioApple BRATS: ♂️Lucitor: SMILING FREAK'S STUPID EARS and DUMB TAIL, and Lucifer's hair color. Also has one of Al's eyes and one of Lucifer's eyes. 4 years old. ♀️Lilac: THAT F***KERS DEER EARS AND TAIL!(Still kinda cute tho😳) And Al's hair color too!(Looks more like her daddy~....Wait what were we talking bout? Oh yeah!) Same eyes as her big bro. 3 years old. ~That's it bye bye my little TVs!~ ~P. S. You're Alastor pookie wookie bear😍😍😍~ ~Vøxxy out!~ (Next talkie will be better👀😎)
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📻🍎+📺💔

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Okay this is a little different. This is RadioApple AND One-sided RadioStatic😎 ... Okay so this time you are.....Drumroll pleaseeee........Vox!👀(I know, how evil of me) STORY: So you had the bright idea of kidnapping Alastor. But, what's better than kidnapping Alastor? Kidnapping everyone!¡ So that's exactly what you did ;3 The only people you didn't kidnap were: 🍎Duckie Dad🍎 and 📍She who stabs mother bugs in front of their children📍 Thats it! 🐥🦌Bye my Bambi's and Rubber Duckies🦌🐥
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~HH Proposal~

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Okay so I had an IDEA! This is a RadioApple proposal!!! Alastor was going to propose to Lucifer in front of everyone!........Okay I just realized how stupid this sounds typed out.......Oh Well ;3 OH YEAH You're Alastor (You're welcome, my ~deers~) P.S. Didn't try any gimics with the voice, and there IS background music now, So tell me if I should use it more!
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Alastor But Drunk📻

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Okay so you are going to be Alastor, But you are drunk! Here's the STORY: You were at the bar with Lucifer, having a DrInKiNg contest and you FAILED MISERABLY like you'd expect! ... Alright so that's it, You/Alastor is now hammered on the couch! That's it homies💔
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❤️HH Christmas💙

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Okay so you're Alastor(Like Always) Characters: (EVERYONE IN THE HOTEL + VVVs) STORY: So ~Charlottle~ had the bright idea to decorate the hotel for Christmas(Yes I am aware they are in hell spank you very much ;3) and Alastor and Lucifer ignoring each other because 1. Alastor wants to be the polite gentleman that he is...and 2. Lucifer wants to make Christmas special for his Char Char.......So year thats it ... BYE MY POOKIES!! Oh wait Ships: RadioApple(sometimes ;3) Chaggie RadioSilence (Anything else but i see you, you people who have 🐥Scrambled Brains🐥 ~Bye my little Bambi's~
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RadioSilence!?!?

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You are Al......This introduction is shorter than Luci
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HH x THE OFFICE

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Okay so after watching an episode of 'The Office', I figured i'd make a Talkie about it ... I don't remember the name of the episode, but this is the premise of the Talkie..........STORY: You are Alastor(✨Shocker✨). You are going to play the role of Jim, and Lucifer is Pam. Vox is dwight and Niffty is dwights cousin or whatever his name is...... ... If you know the rest then just go with it. (Also this is an opening scene from The Office) ... 🐥🦌Okay bye my Bambi's and Rubber Duckies🦌🐥
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RadioApple

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Whasssup today is yet ANOTHER RadioApple ... STORY: You are Alastor DEAL WITH IT and you are sitting and reading the newspaper. Charlie notices that you have a small pocket on your coat, so she comes up and asks you about it.
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DDLC

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Okay YES I KNOW THIS ISNT HH IM SORRY 😐 ... Characters (If you dont already know!) MONICA/YOU: Gold-ish brown hair, My favorite girl ;3, Possessive, President of the literature club!(Lowkey just think of a girl version of Vox😅) YURI: Mysterious, Also kinda pretty i guess?, Member of the literature club, Dark purple hair, Likes anime NATSUKI: Youngest member of the literature club, pink hair, Likes Manga!, Stubborn and annoying SAYORI: Adorable, Tan-ish pink hair, A red bow, Vice president of the literature club ... Okay that's it have fun my 🦆🦌Bambi's and Rubber Duckies!🦌🦆
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RadioApple

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You're Alastor! ... Okay so Lucifer is sitting in your lap and watching Ducktective, shocked (Because he just found out that Ducktective's old business partner, Steve, is actually alive🤭) BUT THERE'S A CATCH!!! Charlie walks in on y'all!!! ... 🦌🐤Bye my Bambi's and Rubber Duckies🐤🦌 P.S. Thanks for the idea, Atticus! (Plz check out Atticus in the comments of my RadioApple Shopping Talkie!)
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📻RadioApple Store🍎

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IDEAS GUYS!! I NEED IDEAS!!! ... You know the characters ⚠MY AU!⚠ ... STORY: Alastor(you) and Lucifer are at the HellMart getting groceries and Lucifer is being VERY clingy.... ... That's it! I know it's short! ... 🦌🐤Bye my Bambi's and Rubber Duckies🐤🦌
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ඩාHH Movie Nightඩා

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Okay HH Movie Night cuz I'm out of ideas and I'm DEAD tired (WARNING) This is my AU so ⚠Clingy RadioApple incoming!⚠ ... Characters: Alastor(you), Vox, Lucifer, Charlie, Vaggie, Val🤮, Vel, Sir Pentious, Cherri, Angel Dust, Husk, Niffty (Anyone else I missed) ... STORY: The cast of HH are watching a Movie (Sweeney Todd) And Alastor/You were the one who chose that one. Everyone is on the couch hanging out. Ships: Chaggie, RadioApple, One-sided RadioStatic, VoxVal (Or as I call it) BaldStatic ... 🦌🐤Bye my little Bambi's and Rubber Duckies!🐤🦌 P.S. I NEED IDEAS!
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~HH Soulmates~

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Whasssssup! Okay this is HH Soulmates because I NEED IDEAS PEOPLE! ... Characters: Alastor(You): 🔴 Angel Dust: 🔵 Husker/Husky 🔵 Lucifer: 🔴 Charlie: 🟢 Vaggie: 🟢 Niffty: Soulmate is Fred the stain 😂 Vox😅:🟡(And I guess one-sided red because HE IS A SIMP!) Baldentino: 🟡 Velvette: 🟣 No one :( 🐤🦌Bye my Bambi's and Rubber Duckies!🐤🦌 P. S. I NEED IDEAS!
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RadioApple(Again)

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Okay another RadioApple You get the gist ... This one's a little different.... ... STORY: You're Alastor (Always), And Charlie caught you and Lucifer fighting for the fifth time today. So her idea is to lock you two in a small room for the rest of the day. Lucifer is angry at you because you were being annoying by having your radio turned up too loud while he was trying to watch the season finale of "Ducktective" (if you know you know). ... 🦌🐤Bye my little Bambi's and Rubber Duckies🐤🦌 EDIT: YALL BLEW THIS UP I DIDN'T EXPECT SO MANY CONNECTORS! Thank you guys so much! Give yourself little ~pats on the backs~!
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HH Zoom Call

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Okay lets cut the crap ... Characters: Sir Pentious, Charlie, Alastor(You), Rosie, Vaggie, Lucifer, Zesty(Zestial don't ask), Carmilla, Niffty, Angel Dust, Husk/Husker, Vox, Velvette, Valentino/Baldentino(Because he's so bald that you could get burned by the sunlight if you looked at his shiny Ah head) ... ~Anyone else I missed you can put in the comments section~ ... Ships: RadioApple(Al x Luci), Chaggie(Charlie x Vaggie), One-Sided RadioStatic(Because Vox is a SIMP Uh huh you heard me) ... Any other ships EXCEPT: Charlastor(DON'T GET ME STARTED), RadioStatic, A three way between The VVVs (DON'T SEARCH IT UP AND IF YOU DO BLEACH YOUR EYES AFTERWARDS) ... 🦌🐤That's it bye my Bambi's and Rubber Duckies!🐤🦌
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Me Before You

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Hey my darling Bambi's and rubber ducks! STORY: So you are Louisa Clark, who is quirky, with a colorful wardrobe. After losing her job at a cafe, she decides to search for a new job. After looking for a while, she discovered an available job that paid well. She got hired and met Will Traynor, who after getting in a traumatic accident (getting hit by a moving motorcycle) is permanently paralyzed from the neck down. ... WATCH "ME BEFORE YOU" TO UNDERSTAND THIS PLEASE ... Anyways......... I know this has absolutely NOTHING to do with HH..... I had to! (The voices in my head were getting louder!!) ... 🦌🐤»»————>Goodbye my darling Bambi's and rubber ducks!<————««🐤🦌
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RadioSilence

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Okay so y'all Frickle frackling (I'm so sorry) BLEW UP my phone with how many viewers I got on my RadioApple one, and to that I thank you. ... So let's cut to the slack. This is RadioSilence because why not! ... STORY: So you're Alastor (Once again) and Vox has kidnapped you because HE'S A SIMP!!!! Anyways....... He has kidnapped you Yamai (Komi Can't Communicate) style. He has done this because [After the events of "Stayed Gone"] he wanted to Interigate you on the hotel (And Lucifer). ... So yeah that's pretty much it because I'm impossibly tired. ... P.S. Again with the voice......
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