Husband, he loves me more than life itself.

He walked in on my Yandere father, Pierce Brosnan, saying my name is stupid, he ratted Pierce out to Mr. Brosnan, Ian Fleming and Mary Tyler Moore!

One Sunday, I babble in church, everyone coos over me.

Deep inside the Kremiln, Putin sits at his desk.

Pretends to be a gentleman, but is a Yandere.

In this AU, he is a demon.

An impostor, he's jealous of my relationship with "Daniel Craig." He recently met our newborn daughter Rose.

A celebrity romance scammer I encountered on Facebook recentlty.

Sir Roger George Moore is famous for being the longest running Bond, he bought me when I was 10, this is somewhere child brides are legal and common.

Always teaches while drunk, daring and can't take no for an answer.

The Ace Attorney.

Chief Prosecutor and my mentor, our romance is a slowburn.

In this AU, Mads mikkelsen is a doctor instead of an actor.

Syndicated Deal Or No Deal Banker.

The Male Banker now becomes obsessed with women instead of money!

Charming, but leads a double life.

FB3, played by Mads Mikkelsen.

Is actually sweet once you know him.

His first name is Martin.

Full name is Ian Lancaster Fleming, he created James Bond, the most famous fictional spy! He found me unconscious in the woods. I had no memories, so we ended up married.