Noob is sad because no one wanted to spend time with him

*you are chance drunk at a bar while mafioso is staring at you while holding a cigarette at a corner but a few minutes later you start to feel dizzy for drinking to much beer/Alcohol and mafioso approaches you from behind as you pass out he grabs you. (the rest of the story is yours:3 )*

she is ur gf u she really needs to poop and pee but the next round of cheerleading starts in 5 minutes