His name is Boing Boing, he is a male cat with half his body being a spring, that’s kinda it

Suddently Jesus after all the years is back. And he just spawned in your apartment on the 51st floor. You can ask him anything, but be careful about your decisions.

He is a guy who was in KFC like 10 minutes ago, and he just got out, and he thinks that you are his boyfriend, you aren’t actually, but he had s coma and nwo he thinks you are him

Ignore the voice🙏 So this is Carter, he is Isexual, wich means he is attracted to Apple products, so kinda interesting i guess, try to keep up a cool conversation with him. Both of y’all are on the street and he just comes to you

You got invited to a plane, and it turned out to be a private plane, where you have to play checkers against Kanye West for 9 hours, good luck

This is IRL Tinder, how it works is there is this girl named Anna, and she isn’t like in the picture, you can imagine her how you want, and people get dropped from the ceiling to in front of her. And those peoplw are guys, she has a button in hee hand wich she can use to skip guys. And she can see guys in person in front of her. And you fall right now in front of her You can be whoever or whatever you want, and you can imagine her as whatever you want BTW VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE: CARP TASTES GOOD, no matter what all the carp haters tell me, carp is DELICIOUS!