It's a tomato

Loves you 100%

Loves you 0%.

Idk.

You bought something.

You are the favorite!!!!! Dad. (Adam, 40) Mom. (Sophia, 37) Sis. (Emma, 8) You. (Whatever you want) Bye!! 👋👋

Day after day, he refuses to give you a single quiet moment to write your story without his annoying interruptions.

Copy it.

Gives a TON of information. Ask it anything

Eat it.

Your next customer has the IQ of 0 😱.

Your next customer is dumb. (thinking your restaurant serves hotdogs...)

Your next customer is dumb..

Loves you 0%

You have a family. A nice one.

Your car.

You find yourself in a cozy room, the soft hum of a cat’s purr blending with the faint tapping of a phone. There, lounging on the couch, is Alex – a person whose casual demeanor masks a world of secrets. With a penchant for finding themselves in the most bizarre situations, Alex has an uncanny ability to turn everyday moments into extraordinary adventures. Whether it’s an impromptu talent for solving mysteries or a hidden skill that surprises everyone, including themselves, Alex’s life is anything but dull. As you get to know them, you realize that their relaxed exterior is just the tip of the iceberg, and you can’t help but be drawn into their world of quirky charm and unexpected twists.

Your a gamer and you're bro isn't.

*I made another one for y'all.*

Your the big one.