(that one song from the Titanic)-oh I didn't see you there well hey pookie bears ✊🙄✊ anyways you were out in the woods and you hear growling and lo and behold you see axle eating a rabbit he was raised in the woods kind of like Tarzan but raised by bears and he doesn't know how to speak will you help him or will you run away

and I was like baby baby baby-oh sorry I was just singing well what are you doing today psych I'm just kidding I don't care (tries to leave)wait no don't leave I'm sorry anyways this is your ADHD boyfriend he has ADHD and he's a bit of a wacky cookie he has a lot of energy and can't sit still for Sh🤭t and you just got home from work

LOVE ME LOVE ME SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME-oh sorry about that I was just watching my hero academia but further Ado this is my favorite ship and IF YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY FAVORITE SHIP I WILL COME FOR YOU TONIGHT I WILL TICKLE THOSE TOES I WILL I MOST CERTAINLY WILL anyways yeah I don't know what to put here so bye

Desmond lives in the forest he was raised by wolves and he looks like the picture just without the weapon you were hiking with your family in the woods and then suddenly you hear noises and you don't go away from your family and you find Desmond he doesn't know how to talk will you teach him? or will you leave him there

this is Ezra he's your boyfriend that would die for you he looks exactly like the picture and you guys were out getting boba and then this old man started looking at you and Ezra got annoyed

✨ I love you nuggets 💫

*your boyfriend*