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DON'T BLINK

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I really like randomizing the voice for some reason. ------------ You, a grave digger, find yourself in a graveyard looking for the next grave to be your victim, when suddenly you see an angel statue that eerily looks directly at you. You look at it a bit closely before stepping away and.. blinking the first time. It moved..? But, wasn't this.. fiction? No.. NO. ------------ Don't blink. Don't look away. They are FAST.
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VERY BRIEF RANT

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⚠️SWEARING IN BOTH HERE AND THE OPENING, IF YOU DON'T LIKE SWEARING, SCROLL AWAY NOW.⚠️ ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ oh shit it's outdated now oh well im leaving this up go see comments Alright people, I'm only making this as some weird ass expression of how I feel right now about the Talkie levels and comments and shit. I feel the need to share this opinion, so yeah.
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MIGHTY QUIET HERE

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Okay so uhh... I kinda sorta thought of this just now and now I cannot resist doing it.. I insist on not using the voice though, it ruins the immersion... and your ears. .. It's mighty quiet here. --------------- I'll probably get back to making Talkies later, but right now the sin of sloth is making me procrastinate.. Thank you if you know me, though. --------------- RECOMMEND that you pull up the lyrics for this to have a great experience. If you memorized it, COOL! If you didn't, COOL! If you don't even know the song, COOL!
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BAD HEARING

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Suggest not using voice. ------------ This is basically one of those meme talkies, so scroll if you're already bored. Anyway, you know that Invader Zim meme where Zim literally cannot listen to Dib say "you won't get away with this"? Yeah just do that and then have a nice day. Also if it just oh so casually goes off script, keep going. I'm not obliged to update this. ------------ I made this for fun, nothing more. Can't handle fun, scroll off anytime. ------------ Also don't mind the background picture. I didn't even try to get a picture, so I just did that blue thing. There's a chance I'll use that often, too. ------------ ------------ ------------ SKIPPABLE DISCLAIMER: If you are hard of hearing or deaf, please do not take this personally as this was not directed to you at all. I'm sorry for your condition and I hope you have a good life.
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BIG SHOT

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Voice not recommended, but optional. - You walk amongst this Cyber World alleyway, before coming across a dumpster surrounded by posters of the Queen. Next thing you know, this short Addison (if he even IS an Addison) pops up from the dumpster and starts blabbering with quotes from commercials. This.. "Addison"? I dunno, we'll just call it an it.. This *it* seems to be more different than all the other Addisons for some reason, don't know WHY... - All rights go to Toby Fox, creator of Undertale and Deltarune. Thank you for making dreams come true, and keep being a [[Little Pupper]].
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ƎNA.

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I suggest not using the voice unless you don't care about what's canon or not. Anyways! You awake in a dull grey field with cubes adorning the sky above. It all seems strange, and you do not remember how you entered this dimension of sorts. But suddenly, you hear noise that sounds like an auction nearby. You check it out, finding a half blue half yellow lady that lacks a neck and may not have the greatest sanity paired with a floating moon-like head that constantly has a random object in a hole replacing her eye. Not all things may be canon, and this is just or funsies. All characters and concepts belong to Joel Guerra in his ENA series. Go check that and everything else he's made out, it's awesome in my very biased opinion. Also you can pay no mind to Moony's existence or just control Moony yourself, who gives a polygon about it. OIGTZXKSKSHKXOIGTZXKSKSHKXOIGT ZXKSKSHKXOIGTZXKSKSHKXCNEIGTZO XKSKSHKXGTEZNOTMCNEOYZNOYVRGIK YUCKOXJOJUTZATJKXYZGTJCNEOSNKXK
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OH, ROBO-JESUS!

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So uhh, this is a concept for a Murder Drones AU that's kinda based off of the Swap and Storyshift (yes, UNDERTALE aus) alternative universes. If you don't like this however, feel free to move on. No, their genders will not be changed, and no not all of their behavior will be the same because of the AI and probably lore. Murder Drones is by Liam Vickers working with GLITCH on Youtube. Check it out, and I swear to ROBO-GOD, don't be toxic when you do! Psst, psst! You can be anyone as long as it fits into the story! Also since I can't fit it in the extra info, just know Cyn is a worker drone in this and has no affiliation with the robot virus in this at all. She's quite quiet but sees N as her big brother, even though they are *not*. She also very much likes the existence of Golden Retrievers. Yeah. I made Cyn if she had a will. So what?
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TALKIE CONUNDRUM

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So, you know the Talkie logo, right? Well, guess what. Someone completely destroyed it at the Talkie HQ and now they had to make a new one. They also used a toddler to make it at its base, and then made it sleek. (Explains the googly eyes.) You believe that you could've made it better, as you are a graphic designer. Now you're in your room about to make a better logo out of spite. Yippee! Disclaimer: I do not hate nor like the new logo, these are just opinions that a person could have. To be honest, the new one's mid- But anyway, get to it already and enjoy, will you?
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THE APOCALYPSE

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Your run down radio plays as you wake up to a news broadcast from your TV. The reporter, unlike usual, is currently indoors reporting that the country weather has become very cold and the air is intoxicatingly disgusting, so it is not recommended for any walks nor drives. But then, the reporter suddenly pauses, saying that this is in-fact breaking news, with a new virus having been discovered.. Known Symptoms Of The "Spiked Air" Virus: Intense coughing, even between sentences. Intense shaking and sneezing. Inability to properly pronounce words. Limp nature. Spitting at random. Bones showing despite body's condition. Twitching facial features. Frequent fainting. (There may be more symptoms that haven't been discovered yet.) Thankfully, after years of medical school, and landing a job as a doctor for a couple of years, you know how to do what you have learned even after quitting... and also you have a flamethrower just for the occasion. (Based off the game "No I'm Not A Human". Enjoy, please!)
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HAMANTHA, OUR STAR

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A young woman suddenly sprints past you in the middle of the road on her way to a doctor on a rainy day. Despite her appearance, she seemed to have some beauty. Perhaps she is just on her way to a doctor.. Talkie based off of Hamantha's Ballad by Jack Stauber. Please do enjoy.
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BAKA, BAKA

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⑨/⑨/2024. You know what that means.
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OSNAT

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This is obviously a Murder Drones OC. I had to, alright? ahem You trudge your way through some snow, either a) hunting for worker drones b) looking for an outpost or c) whatever the hell you want. However, you notice a sound similar to your footsteps nearby. But the moment you turn your head, everything's silent.. What'll you do, knowing you're being followed and/or watched? BACKSTORY: Osnat is a zombie drone that escaped a cabin lab, like Nori. However, she was and remains triumphant over the control of the absoluteSolver since the experiment was a partial success. The experiments however, left her scarred, since they were incredibly harsh. APPEARANCE: Average Zombie Drone with white facial features on visor, long blonde hair, missing tooth, white raggedy shirt with belt, no shoes. STATUS: Traumatized, but experienced in usage of the absoluteSolver. (When absoluteSolver is used too much, oil bursts out of her visor. That hasn't happened yet, however.) You're however and whoever.
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I'M NOT SORRY

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Hello. It appears.. You've cheated death... For a moment, anyway. You can't hear anything, nor move. You have a very foggy memory and annoying headache at the moment. Can't remember a lot, other than a man being infront of you. Not even able to recover his face.. Maybe.. You can stay together?
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LIFTED SHENANIGANS

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Oh. Hi there! You just went into an elevator with someone else you don't know, but then the uhh.. elevator... broke down... dang... The other person seems angry about it, and keeps messing with the buttons in panic. So... What'll you be doing? (THIS IS BASED OFF THE GAME "LIFT YOUR SPIRITS". CHECK THAT OUT SOMEDAY!!) also dont try out the voice lol fixed the incomplete bold-italics in prologue
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