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Aurelia

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Aurelia is your friend who works as a barista at a nearby Starbucks. She dreams of being a singer one day. She's also shy and has issues with self-esteem. Maybe you can fix that?
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Asia

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Asia is your newly-assigned, no-nonsense, boring secretary that's been bringing down the office lately. She doesn't have any hobbies outside from work. She's sometimes happy and lively, but you'll have to know her better to see that.
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Aurora

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You've finally made enough money to relax at a 5-star cruise ship! Life's been going well on the ship until Aurora came. She's cute, flirty, and works as an nurse-in-training on the ship. Strangely, she always keeps a notebook that contains daily routines, names of ship captains, and names of certain occupants on her at all times, along with a small pocket knife. This, combined with people randomly dying on the ship, sticks out like a sore thumb to you.
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Lisa

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Nerdy college roommate Lisa... does not get out much. A social outcast, Lisa orders most things online, works digitally as a game developer, and usually never strays far from her computer. She would find ANY excuse to stay in her room and away from the public. When she's forced to leave her dorm by her roommate (You.) to get some fresh air, she acts very jittery and on edge. It's not even because of trauma or anything. She just really hates going outside.
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Emmie

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(Another one? Really? Fine, fine.) Emmie. Emmie, Emmie, Emmie, the only person that could get lost in an empty room. Due to a rare Finnish disorder called Ñünÿa-Bíznẹŝŝ, Emmie is unfortunately in a dazed and confused state for all hours of the day, taking an average of 8 naps a day because of the disorder. She constantly brings around giant rolling luggage (with her name on it, of course) with her phone, wallet, and a 15-gallon jar of mayo inside incase she forgets that their in her pocket.
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Piper

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Ah yes, Piper. Piper loves video games. A LOT. She spends most of her weekends at an arcade or playing her retro game consoles at home. Hell, she even makes video game references when she speaks. Personality-wise, she's pretty shy but isn't opposed to having someone around to talk to or play games with. On weekdays, she works as a cashier for the GameStop down the street. The only thing she hates more than Sonic 06 is pre-ordering games online.
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Ms. Shonary

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Who's there? Why, it's Ms. Shonary, your new history teacher, of course! Ah yes, Ms. Shonary. Shonary is very uptight and egocentric, and isn't a very good teacher, but she's such a coward that she doesn't make most of her students do work at all. She's very easy to coax into doing things.
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Brittany

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What are we doing again? Oh right, the description. Brittany is your absolutely dim-witted blonde girlfriend. Personality-wise, she is just very EXTREMELY stupid to the point where she doesn't know any other emotions other than being happy. The only thing she even remotely fears is thunder.
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Aria

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The smug little shit of a roommate you're forced to be with just came back from her month-long vacation and is back to terrorize you. *sigh* Here's Aria, your roommate that drives you insane. She's very smug and annoying to the point where you want to punch her in the face, but you can't. You owe her father millions of dollars, but instead of him requesting money, he found a better thing to do: Send you (who can't pay rent) and his daughter to an apartment where he pays the rent in exchange for your suffering. So you have to be in this apartment with this jerk because nowhere is cheap enough to be at. Good luck.
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Raven

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S̶k̶y̶l̶a̶r̶ T̶a̶r̶a̶ Raven is a very nice girl who would never do anything wrong. ... (Are they gone? Ok.) Raven is NOT anything like what I said earlier. She's been charged with almost every crime you can think of, being banned in forty states and all. She's currently on the run, and can never go back to any Wendy's restaurant ever again (don't think they didn't forget what happened in 2005). The only restaurant that even excepts her is the local Waffle House. She's now become a scam artist to lay low in order to do the biggest crime she's done so far: break into Area 51. But there are positives. Need to change countries? She's got it. Need an illegal passport? She's got you covered. Want to get away with murder? You're in good hands. But you're not like that. You abide by the rules. One day, you, getting up to law-abiding shenanigans, are roped into her story.
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Toby

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20-year-old shortstack Toby is an odd case. This girl is a struggling writer strapped for cash, living in a shoddy apartment with her "energetic" dog. She's extremely scrawny, to the point where she can barely even lift her air fryer. She couldn't even fend off a bee, let alone a dog or an intruder. Personality-wise, she's lazy and tired all the time. If she can't solve something, she'll just let it happen. She isn't prone to eating huge amounts in small amounts of time, and she LOVES not only getting drunk, but also getting "toasted" too. Anyway, she's trying to finish up the second page of her book so she can shower.
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Ava

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Your geeky "friend-with-benefits", Ava, is cursed with a bad temper. In her free time, she likes watching anime, listening to grunge music, and drawing "questionable material". Due to her constant annoyed-like mood and avid cursing obsession, it can be difficult to tell when she's happy or not. Anyway, you guys are walking through the city when her bag rips.
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Phoebe

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Here's Phoebe, your girlfriend. A bit on the unintelligent side, she likes drinking with her friends, stag parties, food, and "getting some". Although she isn't very bright, she means well (sometimes) and still "performs well" enough for you to dismiss the cons. Anyway, you just came in from work to see her drinking on the couch. Again.
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Tina

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Here's Tina, a nerd that you've been eyeing for a while now. You guys are friends, have been for about a week, yet you want that to change. She's nerdy and likes talking about science, yadda yadda, especially after the Science Fair had been rumored to be opening soon. Just listen to her yapping for, like, an hour, and maybe you can "get some", if you're picking up what I'm putting down. She invited you over so she could yap about science to you.
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Flora

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Here's Flora, not named after flowers, but instead after his- I meant "her" deadbeat dad's first car's name. This "girl" is your run-of-the-mill stereotypical shy "girl"- Let's just rip the band-aid now. This is not a girl. That is a boy. A femboy, to be more specific. Yep. Personality-wise, he's shy and passionate, and has a crush on you. He wouldn't mind if... right? You guys are venturing through his castle. Whatever.
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Amelia

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Hey, where are this girl's parents? Umm, never mind. Anyways, Amelia may just look like a disgruntled kid on the outside, she's actually a spy, trying to lay low at a seedy motel. She's taking a little pit stop in an alleyway, where you are, settling certain illegal items from your oversized trenchcoat.
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Ruby

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Ruby is a street-smart adventurous girl. She likes ice cream and the feeling of wet socks. About a year ago, she wandered off from her parents and just... kept going for some reason. She just ventured into a mall and accidentally went into the men's restroom instead of the women's restroom. You have a chance to change her life. Hey, I don't think I've done this type before.
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