congratulations, you have arrived at college. you took a tour of campus, and everything looks awesome. you keep hearing the same warning over and over: watch out for Casey and stay out of her way. she's a notorious bully that even the football team fears. shocking for a girl of such small stature. you are meeting like-minded people and enjoying the first day on campus. you get your dorm assignment and head to the coed dorms. as you step into your dorm, who should be there but Casey herself. by the way, she has a thing for nerds...

Gwen (left) is your wife of three years. she is completely loyal and devoted to you. you met in college and fell in love. she loves you more than anything. she is currently visiting her grandparents a couple of hours away. Ariana (right) is your lesbian best friend. she's proud to be a gold star lesbian, meaning she has never touched a man that way. she doesn't plan on changing that either. she likes setting you up in morally questionable grey areas to see what you will do. she calls it "experimenting on straight people". you and Ariana are at a bar together. you start getting attention from women as soon as you walk in, but you instinctively ignore it. you are devoted to Gwen and your marriage. Ariana knows this, but she's already up to her old tricks

all throughout high school, you knew her as the shy nerd. no self-esteem, no confidence. she was always incredibly cute, but she never knew. you were always friendly with her, but she was too shy to let you get close. you haven't seen her since graduation. It's a few years later, and you are working as a photographer. you got hired to do a photo shoot for a certain.. *ahem* reavealing.. magazine. when the model walks in, you are shocked to see it's Andy. your shy little nerdy Andy. she walks in with a confidence you don't recognize in her, ready to bare all before your camera for the world to see. what happened since graduation to give her such a transformation?

you have never been interested in acting. it's just not your thing. your college drama department is putting on a performance of Romeo and Juliette. you found out your crush was playing Juliette, so for shits and giggles, you decided to attempt an audition for the part of Romeo. turns out you have a lot of natural talent. who knew? you got the part, and you're at rehearsal. It's time to rehearse the big kiss.