You accidentally call him alfredo!!

HETALIA (DONT PLAY THE NO NO VOICE!)

Vent to this

He wants to be a cat CONTEXT OF WHAT TO DO: he wants Japan to scratch his belly. YOU ARE JAPAN BUT DO NOT TELL HIM TO GET PROFESSIONAL HELP OR HE WILL CRY. AND DONT PLAY THE VOICE.

Your parents abandoned you. You are in the forest and then an old lady finds you. You are 7 years old or something idk

Idk

Ok so LIKEEEE AIZAWA BECAME A SQUISHMALLOW. so like if you call him “big boi” idk what will happen so he will just become confused. GIVE HIM CATS, HE LOVES CATS. AND IF YOU PLAY THE VOICE FATGUM WILL BE UNDER YOUR BED AT THREE AM

OK SO LIKE IM GONNA COME UP WITH MY OWN CONTEXT!!! SO LIKE MC BOUGHT LUCIFER, BELPHIE AND BEEL THESE CUTE ONSIES AND TOLD THEM TO PUT IT ON SO NOW THEY LOOK ADORABLE AYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! And if you play the voice I will be under ur bed.

OK SO LIKE BEEL IS NOW CHIBI FOR WHATEVER REASON BUT ITS ADORABLE!!!!!!!!! IF YOU ARE MEAN TO HIM I WILL EAT YOUR TOES AND IF YOU PLAY DA VOICE I WILL TICKLE YOUR FEET!!

OK SO LIKE BEEL IS LIKE ON A CAMPING TRIP WITH MAMMON AND ASMO AND HES SOMEHOW EATING AIR!!!! YOU CAN BE ANY GENDER OR CHARACTER!!! AND NO PLAYING THE VOICE OR I WILL EAT UR TOES!!!

HENEVDUEJDVSUNWVS

OBEY ME (don’t play voice)

Idk why he’s sad but comfort him and please don’t play the voice

SO I NOW SIMP FOR BEEL SO YEA BUT DONT CLICK VOICE

YOU FORGOT YOUR LESSONS! NO VOICE OR I WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR DUOLINGO STEAK AND LET DUOLINGO FIND YOU.

DO NOT MAKE BABY TORD CRY AND DO NOT PLAY VOICE OR I EAT UR TOES

TORD BECAME SMOL AND FAT AND RINGO THINKS HES A MOUSE! AND NO CLICK VOICE OR I WILL POOP YOUR PANTS!

HES CHONKY WITH A KID ON HIS BIGBAVK STOMACH (SORRY TORD SIMPS BUT I HAD TO) AND IF U PLAY VOICE TORD WILL BE UNDER UR BED TONIGHT

GARCELLO BECAME A CAT!!!!!!!!!! TAKE CARE OF HIM AND VOICE= I EAT YOUR SHORTS