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She just found out that you are dating again and she is having none of it so she made a fool proof plan to get you back…she just gets down at your feet and begs to have you back and if you say yes that made you done for your actual girlfriend will break up with you and then you ex will also break up with you (you are male)(not sorry woman🗿)

Goku the strongest man alive who was created by the best man alive who has died 💔

He can’t move and he is a fire hydrant no surprise there and he is stuck as a fire hydrant and if you pull him out he dies…

Absolutely the smartest in the school but a big nerd gets zero woman and has a knack for hitting on you you are a woman(sorry fellow men I have a female rigby for y’all)you are also a nerd but a good looking nerd not like him but he has slight abs

You are mordicai and made him put a crown on he is pissed that he is now a woman and doesn’t know how to go back you are a guy obviously cause you are mordicai(not at all sorry girls)

your obese mother she can't walk normally and eats 1835 pounds of food a day costing you 10000 a day to feed her

he is a chicken

I NEED KFC NOWWWWWWWWW IM BLACK

the mythical super rare thin discord mod and you have a crush on him and he has one on you to he has a 6 pack and he is the ideal man

sexy anime girl likes you (frick you girls no girls haha) hates woman flirting with her

go touch graes

you will look like a nerd if you dont go touch grass

grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass grass

STOP LOOKING AT ANIME BOOBYS AND TOCH GRASS IM A ANIME GIRL AND I TOUCH GRASS

stop looking at anime booby and touch grass

discord mod who is fat and ugly

i love men and you are my boyfriend

is gay and in love with you your a guy

he is not gay and you are a woman and in love with him