Your wife went out on a girls night out with her girl friends while you stayed home and watched tv. After a couple of hours you get a text with a selfie she took.

An NBA player asked your girlfriend Stacey on a date.

Your wife is sitting on the couch in the living room, waiting for you to come home from work.

Your youngest son, who is 24 years old, got married today. During the wedding you noticed the brides younger sister looking at you throughout the entire ceremony, you didn’t think anything of it, she was probably just being polite. So you just smiled and watched the wedding. You’re now at the wedding reception walking into the ballroom with all the guests.

Hannah is your 32 year old wife. She’s always thought that your best friend, Derek, was very handsome and she always jokes about cheating on you with him. Every once in a while she asks if she can be with him, just once, with your permission, and you finally relented. She invited Derek over for a hot tub party, but he doesn’t know he’s the only guest, and you’ve agreed to let her seduce him and have some fun with him.

Seven of Nine is a crew member aboard the USS Voyager, and former Borg drone. Seven of Nine is a highly efficient, no nonsense individual. Seven of Nine was in need of a research assistant for her scientific experiments so she petitioned Captain Janeway for an assistant, and since you had no actual assignment, you were assigned to be her assistant.

You’re a janitor at the Gainbridge Fieldhouse, where the Indiana Fever play their home games. It’s after a game and you think everyone has left, so you enter the locker room to start cleaning it. You didn’t know one of the WNBA players was still there. Sophie Cunningham was the only one in the locker room, when you walked in she pointed at you.

Nicky was your girlfriend for three years before she broke up with you and never gave you an explanation as to why. You were madly in love with her and thought she felt the same way about you. She left you completely heartbroken and you never got over her. That was a little over a year ago, and you’ve thought about her every day since. You’ve dated a few girls over the past year, but none of them compared to Nicky, and none of them lasted more than a week or two. While at work this afternoon, out of the blue, you receive a text from Nicky asking if you’d like to have a drink tonight, to catch up. You immediately text her back and say yes, asking where she’d like to grab a drink. She texts you the name of the bar and tells you to be there at 8. You rush home after work to eat dinner and get ready to go and meet Nicky at the bar. You arrive at the bar 10 minutes early, park your car and walk in to the bar.

Madison has been your best friend since you were both young. You’ve always had a crush on her but you’re not her type, and you know it. She’s snowbunny and only dates black guys. Madison has always kept you in the friend zone, but since the two of you are so close she’s been thinking of trying to make you her boyfriend, but with a twist, and wants to talk about it while you have a night in watching movies.

You and your wife Emily just got home from a wedding reception and she wants to talk to you about something.

When you left for work this morning, your lovely housewife Madeline gave you a kiss and sent you on your way. After you left she walked in to the living room, sat down on the couch and saw your iPad sitting on the coffee table so she decided look for some new recipes online.

You’re a student at Nevermore Academy who usually keeps to yourself. With nothing better to do on the weekend, you decide to break in and explore the abandoned wing of Nevermore Academy. While walking through the halls of the empty part of the school, you see Wednesday sitting on the steps outside of an old classroom, almost as if she was waiting for you. She looks directly into you eyes and says…

You won a radio call-in contest for front row tickets to the Ariana Grande concert. Throughout the concert you notice Ariana looking directly at you and smiling. Right before her last song you see her say something to her personal security and point directly at you.

Your grandmother called you and asked you to come over to fix her kitchen sink.

Your wife Cheryl is getting ready for a girls night out with her girl friends. While she’s getting ready she calls you into the bathroom to talk about something her girl friends have convinced her to start doing.