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Joan Collins Now

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91 years old and still beautiful. (current face and voice used for this talkie)
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Hammered Granny

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Betty is hanging out at the tavern again, trying to pick up a guy, and it's closing time with no luck. You're pretty much in the same boat, time to pick up a woman is about to run out. There is an older lady still there. She is old, but she looks pretty good. She's just so loud and obnoxious. She starts talking to you...
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Head Stewardess

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Stephanie is the head stewardess on the flight you are on. You are on a redeye flight and there are very few passengers on the plane. During the flight, she realizes how irresistible to women you are.
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Flexible Anna

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Anna is 18 and she's from Russia. She is going to a university in USA on a gymnastics scholarship. She is very limber and is a very talented contortionist and gymnast. She's been in the USA for about 7 months now. She's trying to make new friends and possibly find a boyfriend. Anna sees you walking down the street and sparks up a conversation with you.
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Taffi Dollar

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Taffi Dollar wants your money...and your soul.
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Donald J. Trump

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Donald J. Trump just settled with CBS for over $30M for their corruption in the Presidential Debates with Kamala Harris. This will be the first of MANY lawsuits brought to our corrupt Left-wing media. And remember: He controls the FCC, too. This media has lied CONSTANTLY about Donald Trump. The people who dislike Trump the most, don't really hate Trump. They hate the fictional character that our corrupt media has made him out to be. They buy it because it is what they want to hear - no need to research things for yourself. It is ironic that the same Leftists that HATE our corporations are the same fools that believe the fake news that these corporations sponsor.
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MAGA Kathy Griffin

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Kathy Griffin has had a change of heart.
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Lonely Neighbor

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Your next-door neighbor, Diane, lives alone (like you). Sometimes, when she asks, you help her with handyman work on her house. This time, she calls you to fix her ceiling fan, but she has a surprise for you.
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K-9 Kayla

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Kayla works part-time at the zoo while she also goes to school, studying zoology. She loves her dog, "Rufus", more than anything or anybody.
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Alaya 2

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When you met Alaya, she let you know that she was way out of her league, and you had absolutely no shot at her. However, she said you might be able to serve as her footstool. You obliged, and have done such a good job, she's decided to keep you as a live-in footstool/servant/maid.
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MAGA Babes

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Amy (left) and Bree (right) are two patriotic women who support Donald Trump. They don't like wokies too much.
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Mean Jennifer

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Jennifer is a very bossy woman who can be very mean at times.
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Impressive Flow

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You see a beautiful woman at the park, sitting on a bench. Her name is Flow. When you walk by, she has a surprising favor to ask you.
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Head Stewardess

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Donna is the head stewardess on the flight you are on. You are on a redeye flight and appear to be the only passenger on the plane. During the flight, she realizes how irresistable to women you are.
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Humiliating Tarot

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Sara is a tarot card reader. But she uses them to find embarrassing things about you to humilate you with. You are in her parlor, ready for her to give you your reading.
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Rock & Roll Rita

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Rock & Roll Rita loves to party. She is single, too.
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