you bought a funny looking tv at an auction. turns out auctions at evil dark wizard functions aren't good sources for normal stuff.

you where js chillin in the park and was about to kick a soccer ball until- (don't mind the voice or else you will have your skull bashed in by a yellow helm yelp. /srs)

you where just chilling and saw a... whatever this is...?

a few smiley faces appeared from the bushes (dont mind the voice :3)

while venturing around a place you shouldn't be,you've fallen into a strange pocket dimension.

he's dangerous, armed, determined to kill,yet also in love with you.

your digital girlfriend from years ago.