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009:00 AM — The Morning Commute
?In the Valve house, the kids don't walk; they travel in style.
?Portal teleports from her bed to the breakfast table, leaving a blue portal on the ceiling and an orange one on the floor just to see if anyone falls through. ?Half-Life arrives via a tram system that takes 15 minutes to travel 30 feet, accompanied by dramatic orchestral music. ?TF2 arrives by "Rocket Jumping" into the kitchen, crashing through the roof, and landing perfectly in his chair while screaming, "I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TELEPORT BREAD FOR THREE DAYS!" ?11:00 AM — "Productivity" Hour ?Counter-Strike 2 is in the backyard, obsessively throwing smoke grenades at a brick wall to see if they bloom correctly. He does this for six hours straight. ?Dota 2 is at the dining table with 40 different colored pens, trying to "balance" the family's grocery list. He decides that milk is "too overpowered" and nerfs it by watering it down 10%. ?Left 4 Dead is busy "securing" the house. He has boarded up every window and won't let anyone into the kitchen because he "heard a Witch crying" (it was actually just the tea kettle). ?02:00 PM — The "Flat Hierarchy" Lunch
?Since there are no bosses, the kids have to decide what’s for lunch by moving their desks.
?Gabe (Dad) watches as the kids literally wheel their desks into the kitchen to form a "Pizza Committee." ?TF2 keeps trying to add "Sandviches" and "Steak" to the menu, but Portal keeps replacing the pizza with a cake that is suspiciously made of cardboard. ?Deadlock (The Toddler) is sitting in a high chair, trying to eat a slice of pizza while accidentally casting a "Slow Motion" spell on his drink. ?05:00 PM — The Afternoon "Playtest"
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