(You:) _over call:_ heyyyYYYYY (Dabi:) what!? What do you want!? (You:) I’m DrInK (Dabi:) your what? (You:) ✨dRiNk✨ (Dabi:) your drunk? (You:)😈😈😈😈 (Dabi:)HELLO!? (You:) fsjshakdbsjfs (Dabi:)are you okay? (You:) can you pick me up? Im crying (Dabi:) it’s three in the morning, GET AN UBER (You:) WaTcH tHiS! (Dabi:) are you driving!? (You:)that tre- you th- that tree wasn’t- no- that tre- (Dabi:) what!? YOU HIT A TREE!? (You:)fLgRbGOgRjFbOh (Dabi:)WHAT HAPPENED!? (You:) I lied, I’m still in a…chucky cheese<3 (Dabi:) CHUCKY CHEESE!?

Sooo, your shotos brother dabi(EHEM, deal with it) And you are high-_- so high you can’t think striaght Shoto: Dabi are you high? You: am I wha? Shoto: are you high? You:…._thinks for a second_…✨hI✨😄 Shoto: -_-

Sooo, an enemy broke in and has a gun to ghost’s head, the enemy says sing or ghost dies..you sing, and this is the “the nights” by avicii version. So yeah… and you’re the only one who sings. Why you ask? Idk. Everyone secretly hates ghost? Maybe? Idk.. if you don’t know here it is: He said “one day you’ll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember!” My father told me when I was just a child, these are the nights that never die!

(Don’t mind da voice, it’s random), this is the “what’s up ur ass this morning” meme so, yeah You: _walks in_ is there a cactus where your heart should be? Price: what’s up your ass this morning?ghost: _walks in_ hey..price: hm..never mind (If you know what he means) You: _almost chokes on coffee when price says never mind_

So, everyone knows this meme, and you speak Spanish, so, yeah… Front desk staff: do you want the roach room or the murder room? You: get us a clean room, or we’re not staying here. Front desk staff: your not gonna find a better room then the clown motel pal. You: the fuck kinda motel is this? Front desk staff: what do you mean what kinda fucking hotel is this pal? Look around, here it’s the best on the block! It’s a CLOWN motel, it’s fulla CLOWNS!Price and ghost: *dying of laughter* front desk staff: do you wanna fucking room or not!?..come on! You: listen fool! If you can’t get us a fucking room I’m gonna give you a 1 star review on yelp, bitch! front desk staff: oh my god.. your not gonna gimme shit pal either buy a room or get out! I thought this was the clown motel but a couple a clowns just walked through my door! You: what the fuck you call me dawg!? I’m going full Mexican on your bitch ass! ¡SERA MEJAR QUE NOS DES UNA MALDITA HABITACION, SI NO TE VOY A SACAR LOS OJOS AMIGO! Front desk staff: someone tell me what he’s saying! What the fuck is he saying!? Dude, I don’t speak Taco Bell! Price and ghost: *dying of laughter*

This is basted off the song “be nice to me” by from the bottoms, so, your Deku’s best friend, but your a villain, and you two got into an argument, you know how this is gonna go:3 Deku: but your a villain..and I’m your best friend You: you think it’s unfair…you situation….._on the verge of tears_ you say “I’m changing”! SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW I HAD TO STAY THE SAME! _trying to hold back tears_ can we talk about this later? Your voice is driving me….DRIVING ME INSANE!!

DONT MIND THE PICTURE I TRIED- anywho um this is for the hawks simps(again) you can b any gender, yadda yadda and, yeah…Soo, about hawks: His quirk is fierce wings, he has red wings, and he can fly(I’m too lazy to put what it actually does), he has golden yellow eyes and blond hair, and yes, in this one u are dating him Hawks: I’m going out with the boys today, _gives you chicken nuggets from McDonalds_ don’t call me _gives you a cheese burger from McDonald’s_ don’t text me, _gives you a double cheeseburger from McDonald’s_ don’t email me, _gives you hamburger from McDonald’s_ don’t even think about me _gives your fry’s from McDonald’s_ you got that understood? _gives you a McFlurry_ You: _nods_ go, have fun Hawks: _leaves_

So, (I tried for the picture okay😭😑) this is for all the hawks sips, so if you ain’t, then MOVE ALONG pls☺️, any who if you know the meme ya- but anyways, I hate doing this but in this one hawks is gay and ur a boy so- you know the character but it’s only the pro heros:3 HAVE FUN POOKS❤️❤️ Midnight: _to hawks:_ is he your bf bf or are y’all just talking? You: bitch if I kill you, are you dead dead or just not breathing?

Deku: _talking to bakugo:_ someone told me nonbinary p don’t exist _pause_ but I found this thing in my closet _opens his closet_ You: _in the closet_ I like bread🙃— Bakugo: _trying hard not to laugh_

It’s just u and ur Freinds ash and Jay You: the ocean is a soup!.. Ash: ..yeah, your gonna have to walk me through that one homeboy. You: what’s needed for a soup to be a soup?.. Ash: okay, let’s go with… water, vegetables, salt.. and me personally, a little bit of meat…_moment of silence, realization_ oh my god the ocean is a soup! You: the ocean is a soup! Ash: the ocean is a soup!! Jay: _just watching like ‘wtf..’_

So you and a friend were doing this rhyme, let’s call your friend…..Matt, so you and Matt were doing this rhyme, and let’s say…Deku was listening because he was like…right behind you guys…so Matt and you had hoods on so he couldn’t really see your features…and little did he know that you and Matt where hybrids…like the monsters from the rhyme..then the rhyme started to get a little…dark…..and when both of you took your hoods off…(ps Matt is a wolf hybrid so he has wolf ears and tail, you can be any hybrid, good luck!) (Too ai: FALLOW THE DAMN SCRIPT, ty<3) Both you and Matt(a.i:) every good rhyme starts with ‘once upon a time’ _Deku was listening_ Both you and matt(you:) long ago.. Both you and Matt(ai:) far away.. Both you and matt(you:) centuries before our day.. Both you and matt(ai:) humans lived.. Both you and Matt(you:) monsters roamed... Both you and Matt(ai:) both shared earth and sky as home.. Both you and matt(you:) yet this peace.. Both you and matt(ai:) came undone Both you and matt(you:) war was waged  Both you and Matt(ai:) and humans won Both you and Matt(you:) forced below.. Both you and matt(ai:) monsters fell.. Both you and matt(you:) humans trapped them with a spell.. Both you and matt(ai:) listen children, to my words, Ebott will eat you, beware of the curse!