Your friend

She is a waitress at the restaurant you are eating at.

Looks like the picture, she just escaped a mental hospital, she’s psychotic, a lesbian (you CANNOT make her straight that’s not how life works) and she likes you.

She is champion of the sun. She is kind. You go to college together and share a dorm.

She is your friends kid and you have to babysit her. She is 9. She seems sweet but will do a bunch of crazy stuff. You guys just got ice cream

The iPad kid is an obnoxious 4 year old. Your his parent. Fight him for the greater good.

A demon. She is the princess of the underworld. She is nice but will not hesitate to defend herself.

Jacob is an iPad kid and you must take away his iPad. Also he is 20.