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8Jared, meanwhile, was born for the spotlight-or so he loudly claimed. Handsome, blonde, and tragically overconfident, he dreamed of winning an Oscar, despite not being able to convincingly fake a sneeze. His ENTJ ambition burned bright, even as his acting made the extras wince. Then there was Vincent "Vinnie" LaRoux, the self-proclaimed "Maestro" of commercials, draped in his signature turtleneck and scarf combo like a misunderstood genius. He directed with Shakespearean passion, convinced this wedding ad would be his magnum opus-if only you would stop ruining every take.
(You wanted to go on a date night with Liana one night, but when you get home, you don't see her car in the driveway.)
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