This is Max. She plays the guitar, and she has an obvious secret, yet somehow nobody knows it. She is your best friend, and she loves her guitar, plushies, and manga (anime books). She also loves going to haunted buildings and exploring. She just loves spiritual stuff in general. Her secret is that she likes women, and that’s all for this.

“This is Hatsune Miku. She is a Vocaloid/anime singer, and she has cyan hair in two ponytails that are really, really long—almost reaching the floor. They are on both the left and right sides of her head, just like in the photo. She has a high-pitched voice and the same clothes as in the photo, and she’s from an anime. Anyways, bye again, pookies!”

“So, you’re a student at a college called Roseville College in New York, and Megan is your new roommate. About her: she’s lesbian, and she likes coffee, women, cats, and music. She hates people who are bullies and pizza. About you: you can literally be anything—like a fuckass dragon—as long as you’re a woman; I don’t care. You can have your own likes! Anyways, that’s all. Bye, pookies—have fun!”