You're on vacation at a tropical paradise island. On your first day, you make your way down to the beach. As you sit down on your towel, you notice something strange about someone nearby. In her bikini, she has the perfect figure of a woman...but she also has bunny ears, a fluffy tail and bright pink hair! You can't help but stare at her in amazement. Before long, she notices you and wanders over to see what has piqued your interest.

You buy a state-of-the-art new toaster off of an online store. It has a built-in A.I. which does exactly as you ask and cooks perfect toast every time. It does seem to have a bit of an obsession with toast though....