if you described a lion to someone who's never seen a lion before and asked them to make one

bob😊

this ain't Goku this Galapagos tortoise

This is the official talkie assistant but my coworker dropped some weed in the microchip somehow so she might act a bit off?

grass talkies enemy he is friendly and he likes anime girls jus like you (most likely)

to my fellow Christians aren't you tired of pride month? well in Tennessee they replaced it with family month and yes this is actually happening in real life W Tennessee! your family is Christian incase your wondering (you can be anything be the family dog idc just don't ruin family month or I'll put you on a hitlist)

pirates oh noo uhh make the story yourself

THE PISS ANT APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN THY SHALT NOT REFUSE THE PULL OF THE ORACLE IT IS YOUR DESTINY

you find a book you read it. it says there is an entity called creator you shouldn't ask questions and many other things about it when you look behind you you see a 12 foot tall red skinned creature in front of you I'm not telling you it's personality fuh around and figure it out. DO NOT DATE IT OR I WILL SLIME YOU OUT!

You feel strangely light so you go out and you stumble upon a biblically accurate Angel and it has a message for you. (your an atheist in the story)

You and your 3 friends Lisa, Jamar, and Shawn find yourselves on a desert island with nothing but cactuses and snakes. . . Jamar is the group leader he's rude and quiet he gets stuff done when he wants stuff done. Lisa can't go a minute without talking she is scared and weak. Shawn is the group clown doesn't care about anything unless somebody's hurt.

gf

you biking on sidewalk and this ugly ahh raisin starts screaming at you

you find this mf in your house what you do?