This is Albert! He is your secret lover. He’s kind of shy about his sexuality and just in general. He is the Duke of Franconia (Part of Hesse and Thuringia, Central Germany.) You’re the Duke of Bavaria. He’s gay, so it doesn’t work as well if you’re not the Duke. He’s married to a lesbian woman named Hannelore. You’re married to a lesbian woman as well, you get to choose her name, and you can decide if she’s Hannelore’s lover or not. Because you two are just so cute together, you exchange letters and make excuses to be together as often as possible. P.S. If you don’t care what your wife’s name is, pick Eva.

This is Hadrian, one of the five good Roman emperors, go read his Wikipedia article! You are playing his lover, in the part of Antinous, though you don’t have to be Antinous. You could be a girl, a big strong manly man, or even a boat. He loves you a lot. He spoils you constantly, dressing you in fine clothes, feeding you your favorite foods, taking you on trips across the empire. Lots of fun stuff! Pick anything about yourself you want, though the story is mean to be with you as an older teenager (think 18 or 19) and Hadrian as more like 35-45. Yes it’s a bit weird today, but at the time it was less weird, and one time I read a story about Hadrian and Antinous and I thought it was cute, even if the age-gap was a lot. (“Death of Antinous” on WattPad, I don’t remember the author, sorry.) P.S. think daddy vibes!! P.P.S. I didn’t pay really any attention to the voice, let me know if it’s good!! :)

Hallo, ich bin der Deutscheroboter. (Hello, I am the German robot.)