(You were an adventurer, this was just supposed to be an ordinary adventure. What you found there… it was uncanny. In the heart of some abandoned ruins was a grand ballroom, but instead of a throne, was an alter, with a strange obelisk on its top. It… calls you

(Do you ever hate the weakness of your own flesh? Then discard it for strong and certain steel)

(You find some high calorie food, looks healthy. Side effects include increased weight, violent mood swings, increased narcissism, hunger pains, organ stretching, gigantism, mental reductions, and constipation. If you suffer from any side effects contact your doctor immediately)

A cross glows in front of you.

(You see a joke online and it sticks with you too long)

(You are bit by a spider)

(A pot of royal jelly is just sitting there)

(Your house is dirty and all you find to clean is a feather duster)

You find a strange bowl of sap)

(You are being initiated as a nun into the church of Thicc)

(You go to the gym with a sports drink, an energy bar, and your lunch, plain chicken and rice. You’re the girl in the picture)

(You go to the beach)

(You are a weird looking dragon fruit)