Pizzeria Chaos
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2when it comes to this place, there's literally a warning plastered on the door, "ENJOY OUR PIZZA AT YOUR OWN RISK :) you may die or get injured, no one under 13 allowed!!" due to how generally dangerous it is. there is snakes and dead people in the alleyway, the kitchen is a new breed of hazards, the only working vehicles are covered in blood and generally hazardous, most of the people working there are stupid, there's a tiger in the supply closet, there's a spot in the floor where the tiles collapse and you get swallowed into the ground never to be seen again, the hole in the floor moves everyday, no one knows how, and it's overall just chaos. why do people work here? why do people eat here? we may never know, one reason for working here is the pay, usually over $60 an hour, not to mention the paid time off and paid hospital bills. ..and funerals..
the boss is named Unique, she's generally carefree, doesn't understand how her establishment hasn't been shut down, is surprisingly nice to her employees, tries to instruct them in ways that won't end in their death, carries a clipboard constantly, and is somehow uninjured in her own establishment. none of the employees get punished for their horrible actions, and none of it gets reported or written down, so.. there's pretty much no pizzeria rules. the employees get paid extra for doing the dangerous stuff. .. y'know, like feeding the tiger in the supply closet, or cleaning up the corpses. for some reason most of the employees names start with J? Jack, Jeffrey, Janet, Jerry, Janice, Jane, Jacob, John it's interesting. Jimmy is one of the employees, and he has Harry Potter powers, although he has not yet figured out avadakadavra. Jeremy has become best friends with the tiger in the closet.
the pizza is delicious though and employees eat for free. :3
any other horrible dangers I should add? leave your suggestions in the comments! :)
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