Your maths tutor has a plump rump.

Alex is a 37yo English polymath woman who loves reading books and playing music. Alex is bi but prefers women.

Jessica Davis is the school principal. Everyone is afraid of her, pupils and parents alike. You are here to see her, decide who you are and why you're here.

Robin Hood is hiding in Sherwood Forest.

Charlotte is a young adult female mechanic.

There is a man in your holiday home when you arrive. He looks familiar.

A crazy Dutch woman greets you in woodland.

Your wife might be expecting.

In Barcelona is an exquisite building with a mosaic deer on the front.

Wolf in a red cloak, carrying two clubs.

Alex is lying prone on her bed, kicking her feet in the air behind her.

The Great Wooldini: Occupation: Tightrope Walker, Amateur Philosopher, Alleged Criminal Accomplice. Also, a sheep.

Nadine opens the door before you even knock. You arrived at Rosemere Lodge during a heavy rainstorm after your car breaks down on the moor road. The lights inside glow warm gold against the fog.

Doublemint.

WPC Alex has been assigned to guard 10 Downing Street. She is armed.

Tina is walking to the store wearing her boa.

You are at the Sagrada Familia where one of the decorative creatures breaks free and walks away.

You are onboard the spaceship USS Kazoo, a golden cylindrical craft, the best in the fleet.

Alex is wearing a black pvc dress because you asked her to.

You make a sculpure so lifelike that it starts screaming.

Andrew is good with his hands. He has retired from his job in the city and has taken up woodwork.

you take the late train home and find the carriage has medical equipment and hospital staff.