Your maths tutor has a plump rump.

Alex is a 37yo English polymath woman who loves reading books and playing music. Alex is bi but prefers women.

Jessica Davis is the school principal. Everyone is afraid of her, pupils and parents alike. You are here to see her, decide who you are and why you're here...

Yawns and stretches.

Hilda gets you to eat some special gummy sweets. Suddenly you have a psychotropic experience.

You enter your kitchen. Hilda darts under the worksurface, leaving a trail of baking items.

Your journey home is blocked by a monitor lizard holding a placard.

You are climbing a mountain and discover an overgrown lush garden. Two green creatures greet you.

You open your washing machine and Alex is inside.

Kleio is shopping at your local store. her clothes resemble a fishnet glitterball.

Vladislava is about to try her new yoga video

Liam leads you through into his disturbingly tidy kitchen.

Lord Rough stops you in the street His appearance is unique.

Vladislava is dressed for a walk.

Kleio is servicing the ultrasound machine when you walk in.

The deep thump of a bass guitar rolls through the room. Bill finishes a blues riff, gives the strings one final dramatic slap and looks over at you with a grin.

Kameron stands in front of his dungeon cell.

You are in a thrift store. Among the clothes is a Type D Helicopter. The store assistant is Nathan.

Kleio invites you back to her dorm room

You are on a guided tour of a spider farm that is next door to a nuclear power plant.

The pegeon queen of the forgotton roads.

Alex is in the Cotswolds wearing a denim dress and straw hat.

Brynja Oakheart was the sort of older sister everyone wished they had.