so um any news i have imma just edit this and type it below 👇 so on Tuesday my school is going on a lockdown 😝 so sigma (also its 2pm for me rn and im home early from school YAAY 🥳) (um Tuesday me- everyone is a LIAR!!!!) ITS MY BIRTHDAY ON WEDNESDAY SO I’LL BE MAKING A TALKIE SAYING ITS MY B-DAY AFTER SCHOOL ON THAT DAY 🎂 sorry i dont post as much as i used to- but dw im having a school holiday so i’ll be able to post more I HAVE YOUTUBE MY YOUTUBE IS 👉👉 @theR34L_k3njiii 👈👈 i might post less, sorry…

Lyrics: AI: I swallowed shampoo 🧴 🐱 You:Probably gonna die 💀 😱 AI: it smelled like fruit 🍎 🍌 You: That was a lie 🤥 AI: called the number on the bottle 📞 🍼 You: spoke to a guy 👨 🗣 AI: he said “vomit” 🤢 🤮 You: i said “why” 🤨 🤷 AI: he said “poison” 😱 🤢 You: i said “goodbye” 👋 😔 AI: i look at my finger ☝️ 🤞 You: i look at my life 👀 🫠 AI: it wasnt that much 🤏😄 You: i’ll probably be fine 😁 🙂 AI: i swallowed shampoo 🧴 😱 You: im probably gonna die 💀 😢 AI: it smelled like fruit 🍉 🍏 You: that was a lie 🤥

✨ this is past USA/America/US! ✨ so 13 colonies is 14 (in my AU), his brothers are British Canada (10), British Australia (7) and British New Zealand (5). he gets forced to work as he is the least favorite child (British Canada and British New Zealand are the favorites). his father is the British Empire and he is VERY strict. he makes 13 (short for 13 Colonies) call him “sir” or “master”, and if he doesn’t… you dont even wanna KNOW what happens. just like how USA does in the future, 13 loves eagles and oil (and one day hopes to be independent 😉). SPEAKING OF INDEPENDENCE 🤠 he gained independence on July 4th, 1776, British Canada gained independence on April 17th, 1867, British New Zealand gained independence in November 1947 (doesn’t tell me the date on google, just month and year), and British Australia gained independence on January 1st, 1901. he gets b€4t€n and wh1pp€d by British Empire, as hes the least favorite child out of British Canada, British Australia and British New Zealand. (WOW I ADDED A LOT!! uh- be anyone- either a colony or British Empire, i reccomend being British Empire tho- BUT ITS UR CHOICE ❤️)

so you guys go to school together and he is your enemy, he has made it his life mission to make you become unpopular. he has dark, brown eyes and short, red hair (its dyed btw, so it aint his natural hair color). he is popular, manipulative and aggressive. his father is rich and he has no mother. he is French, and you guys are in the UK (yay my home country!!). you guys have all your lessons together and you both either always sit near each other, or NEXT to each other. he has lots of friends such as Frankie, Billy, Jim and more. ———YOU——— you’re the new kid at this school, you’re Canadian, and you are very kind and friendly. you are a girl (sorry boys), and you are Polish (😍). you are bisexual, and so is Rory. you have a few friends, as Rory has takes most of them, such as Marina, Ava and Lilly. you also have light blonde hair and bright blue eyes (most Polish people have light blonde hair and blue eyes but you can change it)

uhh i was bored so imma just um- make this talkie rq- so IAmNotPennyIsWise (I.A.N.P.I.W) loves oil 😍, loves America 🇺🇸 and makes people work on her bean farms 😅, she also loves countryhumans 🌍. she’s a female (NAH DANG SHES AN UM- DINOSAUR!!! 🦖- jkjk-), shes from Alaska, USA 🇺🇸 and… UH- ~💭 THINK K3NJII THINK!! 💭~ OH YEAH 🤠!! ….. i forgor.. oh yea…! she is.. ✨ popula ✨ (she has 3,200+ subs 🤯🤯) (HOW?!? 👿😾👻👺🤡👹), shes also loves statehumans 🌎 and shes made a few solarballs talkies so imma assume she likes it 🌕 (correct me if im wrong 🥲). I HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE IDK WHAT ELSE 🤠🤠- oh yah- she’s dating Bwidishbween (apparently but i support 🙌🫶)! (dont use the voice it probably sounds like a cricket dying 🦗)

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🪖🎖️🔫🗡️ 💓 sᴏ ʏᴀʟʟ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴀ… ᴄᴀᴍᴘ!! 💗 🪖🎖️🔫🗡️ Brasil 🇧🇷: siblings are: México and Portugal (both aren’t in South America so they aren’t included). likes football, has anxiety. Argentina 🇦🇷 - siblings are: Columbia. likes folklore, has social anxiety and PTSD. Chile 🇨🇱 - siblings are: N/A. likes spicy food, has OCD. Guyana 🇬🇾 - siblings are: Guyane française. likes basketball, has ADHD. Guyane française 🇬🇫 - siblings are: Guyana. likes baguettes, has depression. Perú 🇵🇪 - siblings are: N/A. likes partying, has body dysmorphia. Paraguay 🇵🇾 - siblings are: Uruguay. likes fishing, has anxiety. Uruguay 🇺🇾 - siblings are: Paraguay. likes the sun, has anger issues and social anxiety.