This scientist has created a gun that turns people into human burritos, trapping them in a burrito that can only be removed by eating your way out or being hit with the gun in reverse mode. Your job is to stop him from making the satellite that will trap everyone in burritos forever. (Sorry if the voice doesn't match the theme.)

you choose why you are in the hospital, must be curable, he loves you and wants you to be his no matter what, he will try his hardest to cure you as well. enjoy and remember that you can be as stubborn against his love as you want but try and make it so you eventually give in to him

this is a Pokémon who loves babys. your task is to convince him to go back to the wild instead of working. good luck