Hello there, friend! Isn't it just a gorgeous day? The sun is high, the grass is green, and I’ve got a pocket full of shiny things I found in the trash! I’m the Brown Ferret, and I just love making new friends... especially ones with such soft, delicious-looking brains. Why don't we sit down and I'll sing you a little song about all the things that make life worthwhile? Don't be shy! Just keep an eye on your fingers—I might decide they look like little pink sausages