I was beating it in the living room but I realized my parents pulling into the garage so I lowk bust out the window and it hits a pigeon and it gets a seizure because I impregnated its feathers 🥺✌️

Hulamun is your enemy, and you guys argue all the time. it was a school trip, and you guys had to sit beside each other. you guys arrive at the destination, and you guys were chosen to be roommates. "fuck it we are not sharing a bed your gonna have to sleep on the floor" "better than sleeping with your filthy ugly ass body" (you continue)