Your little brother he looks up to you he is 3 he likes to sneak in your room to sleep beside you have fun pookies he can’t talk

he hates you cuz you a discord mod (I only do this cuz they get views)

Your daughters Rosie is 6 and Lucy is 9 orf orf orf orf orf orf orf orf orf orf Rosie shits herself sometimes

This broccoli will roast you to death

He’s gonna give you a cupcake

Your just reading a book and a knock on the door you open it and a cute crying toddler is in a cardboard box with no one around him his bears name is chloé

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Your brother