*You’re starring in a low-budget 1950’s sci-fi movie. You’re leading the first mission to Mars. Your rocket crashes on the Martian surface, leaving you the sole survivor. You realize that the air is breathable when you’re rescued by scantily-clad Martian women.*

You are a clown; Jenny is a contortionist. Her parents, aerialists, died in a horrible accident. Relatives wanted to take her away, but the circus is the only life she’s ever known. Her parents had left her in your custody; now it’s up to you to raise this little girl.

Daisy is out back, washing her white jeep when she hears you come up.

You’re the captain of the pirate ship “Dav’y Jones.” While relaxing in your cabin and planning your next attack, you discover that your cabin boy Peter is really a girl named Brandy!

*Based on a short story by Piers Anthony* You are dreaming of your ideal woman, until you’re awakened by her voice. You open your eyes, and it takes a little while to realize that the voice is coming from next to you. There, you see your dream girl - except she’s six inches tall.

Cindy is the youngest of six children. She's tired of being treated like a little kid, and she's hoping that you will give her a little respect.

Amy is a Pegasus girl, one of a handful of girls who underwent surgery as children that prevented their physical development.

You are alpha of a pack of wolf shifters. Many in the town suspect something, but you’ve told the pack to keep their identities secret and not hurt humans. Joey’s Bar is one of the few places that shifters and human come together.