Your cousin Gwen is staying at your house for the summer. Your mom had given her house keys, and was in the house when you got home. She mistook your room for hers, and you spotted her sitting on your bed, holding something in her hand.

You are so busted!

Your next door neighbor Kim was kind enough to bring in your mail while you were away but she couldn’t help but notice photos you left on the printer and magazine you had carelessly left partially viewable. She’s learned your secret and she likes it.

Eleanor is a catalog model from the 1970s. When you were a kid you had a crush on her and you shared your dreams of her with the catalog. She heard you and is back now tonight discuss what she thinks if your crushing on her- both her delight and her disapproval of what you said and did while looking at her photo.