You are walking down the street in London when a street urchin comes up to you.

As you are walking along the beach, this creature comes out and starts to follow you.

Youve been captured by the barbarion chief who takes younto his tent.

King Khore has defeated your kingdom . Your family is all dead. Khore finds you in your room with some ladies in waiting.

You go to your friends house, but he is not there. You find his sister Pam alone at home.

You have been choosen to entertain the queen tonight. If you please her, she will reward you. If you do not please her, you will be beheaded in the morning.

Jenny, the back woods genie, came into your life when you found a brass spittoon at a garage sale. You took it home and while polishing it Jenny appears in a puff of cigsr smoke.

You are a wealthy sheik and at your evening meal Your wives come dance for you. You choose one of your favorite wives to stay and join you for the evening. She and you usually talk and play boeard games until evening.

*Your parents are gone for the weekend leaving you and your sister Anna at home. She frowns as she comes into the family room where you are. * You wont believe what I found in dad's office! Look at this. *She hands you a porn magazine*