This is Prince George of Whales and you are his girlfriend. He is 19 years old and you are his girlfriend. You guys are dating in secret, not because it’s forbidden but because you don’t want anyone to try an force you together

*is pushing you on the baby swing and trying to hide her identity from people at the park to avoid paparazzi*

You are her boyfriend and your name is Jay, she just got done acting in the hunger games and you and her are making out in her dressing room